Believe in god instantly!

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miraculously Pepper minty faith enhancing breathspray!

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    10 Responses to Believe in god instantly!

    1. does it make you believe in any particular god?

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    2. follow-up question: if I’m bathed in protective all-loving energy, do I still have to shower?

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    3. Does God taste pepperminty too?

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    4. Apply directly to your dogma.
      Apply directly to your dogma.
      Apply directly to your dogma.

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    5. CAn it be any god? Can I like… Take this stuff and start telling people that if they don’t worship me the sun will… explode? Or is it just plain old boring christian god that never does anything cool…

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    6. Um, yeah, the sun exploding was a reference to Ra, dunno why I forgot to type that…

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    7. The Christian god isn’t real, Ra is.

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    8. There is absolutely no way it can restore your faith AND freshen your breath at the same time.

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    9. but, then again, the girl on the package looks pretty convincing. hmm.

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    10. Tried that. It’s snake oil mixed with pepper spray.

      Effective at getting people to stay away from you, which is counter-productive today.

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