Cthulhu Crossing

Added on January 30th, 2008 by wookie_x | Report Post
Tags:Cthulhu, Humor

Slow down there, speedy. Cthulhu will devour your soul.

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davids125 (#1673)

16 years ago

Bad shop job.

natedog (#1905)

16 years ago

and who the hell can go infinity miles per hour?

no one. that’s who. no one with mass, anyway.

javboy (#310)

16 years ago

chuck norris can go infinity mph how dare you say that?
oh well chuck prolly roundhouse kicked your ass past infinity mph by now anyway

Mystik (#1825)

16 years ago

Cthulhu vs Chuck Norris… my bet is on Cthulhu.

natedog (#1905)

16 years ago

chuck norris is from wilson, oklahoma, which is just past the armpit of the state. let me tell you one thing. all the poontang in that little town smells like maple syrup and cigarette smoke.

and if that was not bad enough, if Chuck was as bad ass as all that, he would have come back in time and kicked his own ass for Walker: Texas Ranger.

on these 2 points alone, Cthulhu wins.

Phyreblade (#1414)

16 years ago

No, you don’t seem to realize that Chuck could have gone back in time, kicked his own ass, then given the space time continuum a swift roundhouse kick in the harbls so it would seem like his own self inflicted ass kicking never happened… Cthultu doesn’t stand a chance…