Comments on: Snake Vs Ash

By: TrikYodz

TrikYodz — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 04:47:33 +0000

ash still wins

By: schulzbrianr

schulzbrianr — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 03:14:57 +0000

The same thing that is going on with the giant fork xaldinlancer sees. The midget Ashes are stabbing Ash with it, just like in the movie “Army of Darkness”….

By: Rawr

Rawr — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 01:50:09 +0000

WTF is with the full scale fork in the background

By: schulzbrianr

schulzbrianr — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:20:49 +0000

Have you seen “Army of Darkness”? He gets assaulted in a cabin by a gang of mini-hims.

By: xaldinlancer

xaldinlancer — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:05:44 +0000

and whats with the giant fork?

By: Sarcastastic

Sarcastastic — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:38:39 +0000

The real question we should be debating is what the hell is he shooting?

By: mAgnUS BUTTfoorson

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:14:08 +0000

Spiderman 3 was the hiccup amongst a whole slathering of quality.
Vs. Carpenter who has pretty much sucked on failures dick for the past 30 years.

By: schulzbrianr

schulzbrianr — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:35:51 +0000

Wow, I think not, but ok. Tobey Maguire as emo-spidey? Topher Grace as VENOM!!!

Ghosts of Mars had Natasha Henstridge, and I believe Jason Statham. Any (mainstream) movie (with a decent budget and cast) about vampires is almost guaranteed to be worth watching (except Bloodrayne II etc).

By: reboot

reboot — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:31:42 +0000

spider-man 3 > [Ghosts of Mars|Vampires|Village of the Damned]

By: schulzbrianr

schulzbrianr — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:24:45 +0000

Spiderman 3?

By: mAgnUS BUTTfoorson

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:12:49 +0000

Logic has no place within these walls.
Another point to consider: the film makers behind each and their subsequent careers.
Ash wins again.

By: schulzbrianr

schulzbrianr — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 17:59:15 +0000

I’m well aware of Evil Dead (and 2), but I feel that both characters were awesome. Bruce Campbell may be better than Kurt Russell, but remember, Kurt Russell was also Jack Burton.

Also, I’m confused as to why a chainsaw would throw sparks off of a seemingly wooden bat?

By: mAgnUS BUTTfoorson

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 17:57:09 +0000

Ash isn’t just from Army of Darkness of course. Evil Dead and Evil Dead 2 resulted in Army of Darkness (plus countless videogames and a musical which is actually pretty funny).
Escape from NY gave us Escape from LA. That’s proof enough that he sucks.
Ash could win this with his eyes closed.
Plus Bruce is awesome and Kurt Russell is not so much awesome.

By: schulzbrianr

schulzbrianr — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 17:55:17 +0000

imo:
Silenced MAC-10+Eyepatch>Chainsaw hand+double-barreled shotgun.
Although, I’m on the ninja side in the “ninja vs pirates” debate. Now that I think about it, does an eyepatch and a silenced weapon sort of put you on both teams?
And, Snakes lines were perfect, it was the sarcastic cynical shit I would say if I were in his situation. Same with Ash, for the most part, which is why I don’t feel that there is any reason to prefer one over the other in this depiction.

By: TrikYodz

TrikYodz — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 17:41:55 +0000

Ash had Funny interesting quips and good sayings
snakes lines were
predictable and dull
although he was somewhat cool
ASH HAS A CHAINSAW FOR A FUCKIN HAND
how cool is that

By: schulzbrianr

schulzbrianr — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 17:11:48 +0000

A cliche of what? And, Ash (and the entire Army of Darkness film) wasn’t the cheesiest pile of garbage ever? I love them both, but, you can’t pick on one without the other being equally targeted.

By: TrikYodz

TrikYodz — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 17:10:05 +0000

Ash FTW
snake was Cliche out the ass