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January 16, 2008 at 9:43 am
I understand.. and I do have a hot girlfriend. Not all programming geeks are losers. lol
January 16, 2008 at 9:48 am
You don’t have to know programming to understand that! It’s just plain English with punctuation thrown in.
January 16, 2008 at 10:25 am
Avias: Why do you continue to delude yourself? You are not going out with your mother, she just owns the basement you live in.
January 16, 2008 at 10:26 am
Axe smells makes you smell like a hookers handbag.
January 16, 2008 at 11:41 am
I am allergic to Axe. And I got a girlfriend, so I am in the clear. And yes, I understand it, my girlfriend could understand it… (she is a creative writing major and does NOTHING with computers but type and play a few games)
January 16, 2008 at 12:02 pm
That’s incomplete!
var you = girl
var understand.this = yes
var get.a.girlfriend
if (you == understand.this){
get.a.girlfriend = awesome;
}
else
understand.this = no;
(you == understand.this){
get.a.girlfriend = no;
}
else
(you == understand.this){
get.a.girlfriend = yes;
}
cout >> get.a.girlfriend;
void main(o);
January 16, 2008 at 12:30 pm
i still dont get it Kaze, can you dumb it down for me a little bit more?
January 16, 2008 at 1:43 pm
“this” is a pointer. the way that axe ad uses it is weird, but might work depending on how the object was defined. Kaze’s implementation would definitely not work.
Feel free to correct me, I haven’t used C++ since undergrad.
January 16, 2008 at 1:53 pm
You people……you make me laugh. You bring light to my day. Because I always know there’s someone out there who has even less of a life than I do.
January 17, 2008 at 2:03 am
kaze’s post looks like c++, but some of the syntax is wrong, and the structure of the code makes it hard to read. not good programming standards
January 17, 2008 at 7:32 am
It’s called pseudocode and it’s acceptable if you just want to explain things and not compile it.
January 17, 2008 at 10:43 am
Naw, this isn’t pseudo code, Pseudocode generally uses plain English analogs to describe the language specific functionality.
Hmm, this is bad. I actually had to stop myself from pointing out all the syntax , possible runtime and logic errors in the code… ROFL…
Sadly, I don’t have a girlfriend either, so I’m finding this whole post is kind of disturbing at a personal level…
January 18, 2008 at 10:42 am
*laughs* no the code wouldn’t run at all.
I was trying to make a good joke about it, then got side tracked and came back to it, lost my place, then shrugged and just started typing.
You know, what programmers do.
And for what its worth, I did use spacing to make it readable, but MCS shot it down =/
November 18, 2009 at 2:35 am
I learnt about this at my TAFE’s.