Comments on: Natalie portman’s black dress

By: schulzbrianr

schulzbrianr — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 16:33:36 +0000

I’d tear that trash bag right off her. Unless it was one of those Hefty ForceFlex things, then I’d have to get scissors or something.

natedog — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 15:55:13 +0000

that is not to say i wouldn’t bugger the piss out of Padme, even if she is in a trash bag…

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 15:50:26 +0000

Oh Natedog honey BEEhave!

/gaybutt voice.

Who is their right heterosexual mind would….oh never mind. There is no reasoning with those who balk at Portman titty.

natedog — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 14:46:29 +0000

that is not a dress. it’s a trash bag.

gravmark — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:35:25 +0000

I want to put my head in there and make motorboatsounds..

Also.. OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 20:01:27 +0000

How do those guys resist reaching in for a squeeze?

tiki god — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 17:57:08 +0000

why wouldn’t it? it’s exactly every other dress that I’ve ever seen.

Ok, maybe not EXACTLY, but it’s performing the same tasks as a standard dress.

chiefbutz — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 17:29:23 +0000

Not complaining, but does that really count as a dress?

diabeetus — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 15:14:17 +0000

Jewish actor is Jewish.

jasonp — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 14:45:35 +0000

Toga! Toga!