hayden is a midget

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hayden pantyaira < i obviously can spell> standing next to an average sized vehicle.

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20 Responses to hayden is a midget

  1. i now officially love midgets

  2. According to imdb, she’s 5’1”.
    Also according to imdb, she’s a vegan and supports ALF, so she’s more likely to burn my lab down than date me.

  3. Since when was a Porche Cayenne an average size car?
    Besides, she’s hot, so STFU

  4. Hayden is only 2″ shorter than the average height for women. She’s fine (very fine). And don’t worry reboot, there’s LOTS of women out there that are for lab testing on animals. The cosmetics industry does quite well.

  5. Ewwww, look at her fat arm! xD

    I’d still fuck her.

  6. At 5’1″ she is almost too tall to be called petite. That Cayenne probably had the air suspension cranked all the way up.

  7. im a girl. like i know what kinda car that is.

  8. I have problems with the ALF, but I’m all for the vegan. Very sexy, baby, yeah!

  9. those 20in wheels are about 1/3 of her body.

  10. @ reboot: She supports Alien Life Forms? Hmmm…maybe I have a chance, then.

  11. @coolghoul: give it a shot. just don’t eat any cats in front of her.

  12. @reboot: don’t worry. That’s not the pussy I had in mind.

  13. @ ashley99
    You’re excused.
    This time.

  14. Just make sure this “being a woman” thing doesn’t happen again, you hear?

  15. I always knew there was something wierd with her, and now i know it’s her man arms, that’s her only flaw, but who cares she’s so little her arms are probably average size.

  16. To quote the movie HEATHERS, “I’d like to put Heather (replace with Hayden) on my johnson and spin her like a god damned pinwheel!”

  17. Dont get me wrong, hayden is hot, but her height is the only thing that puts me off her.

  18. I have to say, one, a crossover SUV is sort of a compromise between car, and huge SUV/truck, so, in that sense, it is sort of an average. Also, I would put average girl height at like 5’5″, not 5’3″. Trust me, I spend almost all my time looking for tiny girls (petite, not like 12 years old) and they aren’t as plentiful as you might think. Then again, I just looked it up, and wikianswers says in the US, average height IS 5’3″, and I have to beg to differ, unless they are counting from birth to death, but I’m going with adult (18-35) or so.

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