Swiss Army “Giant knife 2007”

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87 tools, 141 functions, 100% bad ass

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    1. wheres the girlfriend?

      o thats right

      it probabally has a built in blowup doll

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    2. * 10 mm detachable hexagonal wrench – Screwdriver – Spoke key (3.3 mm and 3.5 mm) openings – Extension lever 10 mm detachable hexagonal wrench – Screwdriver – Spoke key (3.3 mm and 3.5 mm) openings – Extension lever
      * All-purpose wrench (exclusivity) All-purpose wrench (exclusivity)
      * Bit holder Bit holder
      * Blade with blunt point Blade with blunt point
      * Can opener Can opener
      * Case opener Case opener
      * Chain rivet setter Chain rivet setter
      * Cigar cutter (patented) Cigar cutter (patented)
      * Club face cleaner (exclusivity) Club face cleaner (exclusivity)
      * Combination tool : Screwdriver with safety lock system (exclusivity) – Can opener – Cap lifter Combination tool : Screwdriver with safety lock system (exclusivity) – Can opener – Cap lifter
      * Corkscrew Corkscrew
      * Curved hexagonal key Curved hexagonal key
      * Detachable marker Detachable marker
      * Fish scaler – Fish disgorger – Lineguide Fish scaler – Fish disgorger – Lineguide
      * Flat Phillips screwdriver Flat Phillips screwdriver
      * Flat pliers Flat pliers
      * Flat screwdriver 3.5 mm with safety lock system (exclusivity) Flat screwdriver 3.5 mm with safety lock system (exclusivity)
      * Flat screwdriver with safety lock system – Cap lifter – Wire bender Flat screwdriver with safety lock system – Cap lifter – Wire bender
      * Graduated tread depth gauge (mm/inch) uses detachable sliding bit holder Graduated tread depth gauge (mm/inch) uses detachable sliding bit holder
      * Green repair tool Green repair tool
      * Green repairer Green repairer
      * Integrated holder Integrated holder
      * Integrated swivelling compass with sight line (exclusivity) – Ruler cm + inch (exclusivity) Integrated swivelling compass with sight line (exclusivity) – Ruler cm + inch (exclusivity)
      * Junior round blade Junior round blade
      * Large blade Large blade
      * Laser pointer Laser pointer
      * Magnifying glass – Precision screwdriver Magnifying glass – Precision screwdriver
      * Medium screwdriver – Cap lifter – Wire bender Medium screwdriver – Cap lifter – Wire bender
      * Metal file – Metal cutting saw Metal file – Metal cutting saw
      * Nail clipper (exclusivity) Nail clipper (exclusivity)
      * Nail file – Nail cleaner – Screwdriver for small cross head screws Nail file – Nail cleaner – Screwdriver for small cross head screws
      * Needle nose pliers / Wire-cutter / Nut wrench Needle nose pliers / Wire-cutter / Nut wrench
      * Phillips screwdriver Phillips screwdriver
      * Phillips screwdriver with safety lock system (exclusivity) Phillips screwdriver with safety lock system (exclusivity)
      * Reamer Reamer
      * Reamer – Eye Reamer – Eye
      * Reamer – Needle – Cuticle pen Reamer – Needle – Cuticle pen
      * Ring Ring
      * Safety lock system (patented) Safety lock system (patented)
      * Semi-round-nose pliers – Wire-cutter – Nut wrench Semi-round-nose pliers – Wire-cutter – Nut wrench
      * Serrated-edge scissors and lever (patented exclusivity) Serrated-edge scissors and lever (patented exclusivity)
      * Shackle opener – Marlin spike – Ruler inch/cm – Needle Shackle opener – Marlin spike – Ruler inch/cm – Needle
      * Shoe spike wrench Shoe spike wrench
      * Slip-joint pliers (exclusivity) – Wire crimper – Inside and outside wire cutters – Nut wrench Slip-joint pliers (exclusivity) – Wire crimper – Inside and outside wire cutters – Nut wrench
      * Small blade Small blade
      * Small blade 65 mm Small blade 65 mm
      * Small screwdriver Small screwdriver
      * Snap hook Snap hook
      * Special blade Special blade
      * Spot light Spot light
      * Stroke counter with 12 graduations Stroke counter with 12 graduations
      * Toothpick Toothpick
      * Tweezers Tweezers
      * Wood saw Wood saw

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    3. “* Reamer Reamer
      * Reamer – Eye Reamer – Eye
      * Reamer – Needle – Cuticle pen Reamer – Needle – Cuticle pen”
      Not one, but three tools for all your reaming needs.

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    4. lol @ reaming needs.

      it also has a lazer

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    5. I think someone is compensating for something…

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    6. i think it has a Ron Paul tool for fixing the country as well.

      adn did i mention the lazer?

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    7. If you retracted everything and threw it at someone, they’d explode.

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    8. natedog, what the heck is a ‘lazer’? You don’t mean ‘LASER’, which is an ‘Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation’, do you?

      Nah, enough being a spelling-Nazi (laser vs lazer just really grinds my gears because it makes no sense whatsoever), I remember seeing this thing (or something just as big) back when I was a boy scout. I believe it was in the back of the Boy’s Life magazines that I read like pornographic reading. Very good times, although that thing might end up taking over the world in the wrong hands. :O

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    9. And no knife.

      No, its LAZER
      Lasers
      Amplified by
      lolZ
      Exciting the
      Rofl reflex

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    10. If it doesn’t have a built in vagina, it’s not worth 1200 dollars.

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