Comments on: Bush – Clinton – Bush – Clinton

By: natedog

natedog — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 14:38:03 +0000

if you take the 4 years Bush I was VP + the 4 years he was Pres + Clinton’s 8 years + Bush II’s 8 years (~1/4 century) and add it to a possible 8 years of Hillary, then you get just under 1/3rd of a century of these 2 families ruling America. and that’s just un-american.

besides, having a vagina makes you insane at least 12 weeks a year. if you extrapolate that to 8 years, then the world will be at the whim of a mad woman 3/13ths of the time. and that is just too fucking much risk. thank you, drive through.

Vote Ron Paul or you’re a scurvy pirate!

By: LonelyTylenol

LonelyTylenol — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 11:39:04 +0000

I am starting to see a pattern, actually:

The first member of the family voted into the C.I.C. position is almost always better than the second member of the family voted in, etc.

I say “almost” because FDR’s presidency rocked Teddy’s.

By: AAK15

AAK15 — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 20:09:03 +0000

fuck ron paul he will ruin our country

By: Caio

Caio — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 11:04:32 +0000

Orthodox Discordian Society? Without bothering to even waste the effort Googling it, I’m going to assume that it’s yet another painfully-unfunny try-hard ironic Subgenious clone. Do we seriously need this many fail-at-funny fake religions, fuck’s sake? Or the smugness associated with those who think they’re pulling off some kind of impressive rhetorical gymnastics?

Ron Paul will not tollerate unfunniness. Ron Paul will clear the crack from the ghettoes but not the LSD. Ron Paul 2008.

By: yoodle

yoodle — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 07:13:16 +0000

wait…the pattern would be bad president, good president, bad president, good president right? jk. Hillary Clinton can suck my balls but this picture sucks.

By: Professor Cramulus

Professor Cramulus — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 03:31:58 +0000

No politician besides Grover Cleveland ever won the endorsement of the Orthodox Discordian Society, and we endorse him every four years. Cleveland is well known, highly respected, very experienced and, best of all, completely dead — a quality assuring that he will not pick Daniel Quayle for his running mate.

No sex scandals will ever mar any of his campaigns.

And, besides, what living person can really be trusted with the awesome powers of a nuclear-age presidency?

Grover Cleveland will break no campaign promises and will never abuse his veto power. Nor will he say anything so idiotic that even those who didn’t vote for him will cringe with embarrassment. Cleveland will start no wars, will exact no taxes, will expand no debts, will tell no lies, will keep no secrets in the name of National Security and will not, at any time during his entire term, appoint any morons to high public office.

Can you honestly hope for that much of any other candidate?

By: diabeetus

diabeetus — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 01:43:32 +0000

Okay everybody, vote for Hillary. NAO!

HILLARY’08

By: reboot

reboot — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 01:09:48 +0000

Depending on who gets the GOP nom., I’ll probably vote for Clinton. Because if you can’t do something, smart you should at least do something funny. And making future generations of history more confusing than necessary is funny.
By 2016, Chelsea will be able to run and become the first foxy President.

By: Gilly

Gilly — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 00:22:32 +0000

FOR FUCKS SAKE who voted for that monkey’s ass Bush 2nd?

By: diabeetus

diabeetus — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 23:10:09 +0000

I bet you that’s going to happen.

Hillary’08!