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Bush – Clinton – Bush – Clinton

Added on December 23rd, 2007 by nestorbagot2 | Report Post
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diabeetus (#1628)

16 years ago

I bet you that’s going to happen.

Hillary’08!

Gilly (#734)

16 years ago

FOR FUCKS SAKE who voted for that monkey’s ass Bush 2nd?

The Matrix: Rebooted (#436)

16 years ago

Depending on who gets the GOP nom., I’ll probably vote for Clinton. Because if you can’t do something, smart you should at least do something funny. And making future generations of history more confusing than necessary is funny.
By 2016, Chelsea will be able to run and become the first foxy President.

diabeetus (#1628)

16 years ago

Okay everybody, vote for Hillary. NAO!

HILLARY’08

Professor Cramulus (#459)

16 years ago

No politician besides Grover Cleveland ever won the endorsement of the Orthodox Discordian Society, and we endorse him every four years. Cleveland is well known, highly respected, very experienced and, best of all, completely dead — a quality assuring that he will not pick Daniel Quayle for his running mate.

No sex scandals will ever mar any of his campaigns.

And, besides, what living person can really be trusted with the awesome powers of a nuclear-age presidency?

Grover Cleveland will break no campaign promises and will never abuse his veto power. Nor will he say anything so idiotic that even those who didn’t vote for him will cringe with embarrassment. Cleveland will start no wars, will exact no taxes, will expand no debts, will tell no lies, will keep no secrets in the name of National Security and will not, at any time during his entire term, appoint any morons to high public office.

Can you honestly hope for that much of any other candidate?

yoodle (#843)

16 years ago

wait…the pattern would be bad president, good president, bad president, good president right? jk. Hillary Clinton can suck my balls but this picture sucks.

Caio (#104)

16 years ago

Orthodox Discordian Society? Without bothering to even waste the effort Googling it, I’m going to assume that it’s yet another painfully-unfunny try-hard ironic Subgenious clone. Do we seriously need this many fail-at-funny fake religions, fuck’s sake? Or the smugness associated with those who think they’re pulling off some kind of impressive rhetorical gymnastics?

Ron Paul will not tollerate unfunniness. Ron Paul will clear the crack from the ghettoes but not the LSD. Ron Paul 2008.

AAK15 (#306)

16 years ago

fuck ron paul he will ruin our country

LonelyTylenol (#1180)

16 years ago

I am starting to see a pattern, actually:

The first member of the family voted into the C.I.C. position is almost always better than the second member of the family voted in, etc.

I say “almost” because FDR’s presidency rocked Teddy’s.

natedog (#1905)

16 years ago

if you take the 4 years Bush I was VP + the 4 years he was Pres + Clinton’s 8 years + Bush II’s 8 years (~1/4 century) and add it to a possible 8 years of Hillary, then you get just under 1/3rd of a century of these 2 families ruling America. and that’s just un-american.

besides, having a vagina makes you insane at least 12 weeks a year. if you extrapolate that to 8 years, then the world will be at the whim of a mad woman 3/13ths of the time. and that is just too fucking much risk. thank you, drive through.

Vote Ron Paul or you’re a scurvy pirate!