The C-String
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December 9, 2007 at 12:23 pm
What will sluts think up next?
December 9, 2007 at 12:32 pm
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Seriously, boyshorts (tangas?) are the only kind of underwear girls should wear. Well, a bra, but they need to invent one that isn’t so damn hard to unclasp.
December 9, 2007 at 1:29 pm
I’m a little confused as to the whole logistics of this situation. Does the ‘string’ go inside the girl’s orifice of choice or is it floss??
December 9, 2007 at 2:31 pm
i guess the outer ring is made of flexible plastic or metal that is used to clasp onto the female’s pelvis without the use of strings. i could be wrong.
December 9, 2007 at 2:47 pm
@ schulzbrianr: Really? Thumb and pointer finger pinch usually works fine for me.
December 9, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Um. Ow.
December 9, 2007 at 3:48 pm
To be honest, I haven’t had much practice?
December 9, 2007 at 3:54 pm
@ schulzbrianr
Just put one of your mom’s bras on a pillow and practice on that.
December 9, 2007 at 4:01 pm
Or is it that the girls that schulzbrianr spends his time with are not old enough to wear bras?
Now, that’s a scary though…
I’m just messin’ with ya schulzbrianr!
December 9, 2007 at 4:07 pm
schulzbrianr; you are my hero for posts 2 & 7.
December 9, 2007 at 4:49 pm
You’re welcome, I suppose. Also, I’m an American, so my parents are divorced (thank God, I hate my mom) and not only does that mean there are no bra’s around for practice, I would rather spill acid on my testicles than touch anything that has touched that woman.
However, I did see an episode of “That 70’s Show” where the stoner tells the tall kid to buy a bra, practice with it, then give it as a present to his abnormally tall girlfriend, and that seems like a plan. However, I would guess that you need to size it properly, giving a DD to a mid-B would seem slightly odd…..
And twotone, you are almost on the money, I do prefer petite/tiny girls, but using the phrase “I love little girls” (like in “Meet Joe Black” God that line was great) leads most people to think I mean 12 year olds. Not the case. Unfortunately, most 15 year old girls go to the mall dressed in midriff baring shirts, short skirts, and tons of makeup, so it makes it difficult for me to stare and not have guilt issues later that night, whilst I pleasure myse……I don’t know where I was going with that, I’m sorry.
December 9, 2007 at 5:12 pm
LOL
December 9, 2007 at 7:59 pm
Hahaha, oh wow. I, too, prefer little girls (not that 12 year olds), but I like skinny girls with big hips/boobs, which pretty much makes me an asshole, I guess. At least, according to a lot of people.
December 9, 2007 at 9:29 pm
LOL schulzbrianr you are a funny mofo. I to love little girls, and just realized that in saying that it can sound really bad… little meaning short, im 6’2″ and chicks as tall as me are a little intimidating…
December 9, 2007 at 9:30 pm
oh also C-String, a little overboard, i agree whith shulz on the little boyshort things, very hot.
December 9, 2007 at 10:52 pm
Seriously…
I hope the C-string dies a horrible death. It looks uncomfortable and evil. Why not just wear nothing?
December 10, 2007 at 2:23 am
Because wearing nothing would be too slutty, obviously….
December 10, 2007 at 3:57 am
I bet the next thing will be just a piece of ducktape.
Also, I love small and skinny girls too. It fells great to grab their waist, and just move them anywhere.
December 11, 2007 at 4:53 am
holy shit. this thing is CREEPY. i wonder who invented it, a man or woman? as a female, i find this weird and unnecessary. either wear a thong, or go commando. personally, i’m a boyshorts kinda girl. they are comfy, and arent a permanent wedgie, like thongs. plus, you always look hot wearing just a tank top and boyshorts. i find most of my male friends don’t complain…
December 14, 2007 at 5:28 pm
up next: the string