The C-String

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    20 Responses ttto The C-String

    1. merthsoft says:

      What will sluts think up next?

    2. schulzbrianr says:

      I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Seriously, boyshorts (tangas?) are the only kind of underwear girls should wear. Well, a bra, but they need to invent one that isn’t so damn hard to unclasp.

    3. twotone says:

      I’m a little confused as to the whole logistics of this situation. Does the ‘string’ go inside the girl’s orifice of choice or is it floss??

    4. Musashi1584 says:

      i guess the outer ring is made of flexible plastic or metal that is used to clasp onto the female’s pelvis without the use of strings. i could be wrong.

    5. RSIxidor says:

      @ schulzbrianr: Really? Thumb and pointer finger pinch usually works fine for me.

    6. despite rumors says:

      Um. Ow.

    7. schulzbrianr says:

      To be honest, I haven’t had much practice?

    8. piece says:

      @ schulzbrianr
      Just put one of your mom’s bras on a pillow and practice on that.

    9. twotone says:

      Or is it that the girls that schulzbrianr spends his time with are not old enough to wear bras?

      Now, that’s a scary though…

      I’m just messin’ with ya schulzbrianr!

    10. GrandAdmiralThrawn says:

      schulzbrianr; you are my hero for posts 2 & 7.

    11. schulzbrianr says:

      You’re welcome, I suppose. Also, I’m an American, so my parents are divorced (thank God, I hate my mom) and not only does that mean there are no bra’s around for practice, I would rather spill acid on my testicles than touch anything that has touched that woman.

      However, I did see an episode of “That 70’s Show” where the stoner tells the tall kid to buy a bra, practice with it, then give it as a present to his abnormally tall girlfriend, and that seems like a plan. However, I would guess that you need to size it properly, giving a DD to a mid-B would seem slightly odd…..

      And twotone, you are almost on the money, I do prefer petite/tiny girls, but using the phrase “I love little girls” (like in “Meet Joe Black” God that line was great) leads most people to think I mean 12 year olds. Not the case. Unfortunately, most 15 year old girls go to the mall dressed in midriff baring shirts, short skirts, and tons of makeup, so it makes it difficult for me to stare and not have guilt issues later that night, whilst I pleasure myse……I don’t know where I was going with that, I’m sorry.

    12. merthsoft says:

      Hahaha, oh wow. I, too, prefer little girls (not that 12 year olds), but I like skinny girls with big hips/boobs, which pretty much makes me an asshole, I guess. At least, according to a lot of people.

    13. davids125 says:

      LOL schulzbrianr you are a funny mofo. I to love little girls, and just realized that in saying that it can sound really bad… little meaning short, im 6’2″ and chicks as tall as me are a little intimidating…

    14. davids125 says:

      oh also C-String, a little overboard, i agree whith shulz on the little boyshort things, very hot.

    15. igiveup says:

      Seriously…
      I hope the C-string dies a horrible death. It looks uncomfortable and evil. Why not just wear nothing?

    16. AbNo says:

      Because wearing nothing would be too slutty, obviously….

    17. Hepathos says:

      I bet the next thing will be just a piece of ducktape.
      Also, I love small and skinny girls too. It fells great to grab their waist, and just move them anywhere.

    18. brutal_fashion says:

      holy shit. this thing is CREEPY. i wonder who invented it, a man or woman? as a female, i find this weird and unnecessary. either wear a thong, or go commando. personally, i’m a boyshorts kinda girl. they are comfy, and arent a permanent wedgie, like thongs. plus, you always look hot wearing just a tank top and boyshorts. i find most of my male friends don’t complain…

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