Aircraft Carrier Fuckup

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15 Responses to “Aircraft Carrier Fuckup”

1. Q-delta on December 8th, 2007 2:10 am

   They’re just turning it around…

2. lee7 on December 8th, 2007 2:39 am

   lol, that’s weak.. you can even see the tug-boats turning the ship around..

3. El_Chupachichis on December 8th, 2007 4:35 am

   Kids, don’t drink and skipper an Aircraft Carrier.

   /think of the children
   //even worse than getting behind the wheel of a steamroller

4. jadechimera on December 8th, 2007 5:26 am

   The water is discolored just around the bow…

   Maybe it hit or is leaking something?
   That would suck.

5. Brushaway on December 8th, 2007 6:35 am

   theres 2 kinds of discoloured water, the wake of the small boat and also something that looks like a sandbank. i think the sandbank is the “fuck” part of this picture

6. knogoodidleft on December 8th, 2007 7:12 am

   one would think there would be no sand bars in a port like this.

7. Phyreblade on December 8th, 2007 7:58 am

   What!? They don’t teach 3 point turns in carrier pilot school?

8. Carbon Copy on December 8th, 2007 8:04 am

   Maybe the guy just doesn’t like aircraft carriers. Like if he was a jealous frigate captain, or a cop who is wanting to avenge the death of his fiance, who had an ultimately fatal extra-marital affair with an aircraft carrier, or a port crane operator, who was laid off his job at coincidentally the same time that an aircraft carrier was in port, or perhaps a writer who was intending to write a film script wherein an aircraft carrier would be centrally involved but was told that the financial and logistical issues involved in including an aircraft carrier in a moderate budget film would make its inclusion impractical, or if he was the ghost of a jet pilot who had an unsuccessful landing on an aircraft carrier, and communicated his disdain to a truly gifted television psychic, or he engaged in a risky, but potentially high return investment with an aircraft carrier as a silent partner, who dishonoured their agreement, citing in its decision the current financial market instability. Perhaps

9. casemods on December 8th, 2007 9:11 am

   Look at all the oil or w/e that they leave behind.

10. Wally on December 8th, 2007 9:46 am

    Look, the one of the left is pushing, the one of the right is pulling, pretty obvious from the discolouration of the water on the far side of the carrier which is probably from wake. And yeah, they probably put a fair bit of pollution into the water cause they have to use so much power to move a behemoth like a fully laden carrier!!

    …crappy picture if you ask me not funny at all when you actually realise that all seems well…

11. tormato on December 8th, 2007 10:04 am

    The discoloration is mud being churned off the bottom by the carrier’s engine.

12. Stolid on December 8th, 2007 10:07 am

    Another 3 wasted hours of a Sailors life (x 1000)… What port is this BTW?

13. jadechimera on December 8th, 2007 2:21 pm

    I couldn’t find any news stories of recent aircraft carrier fuck-ups…

14. chaingunner on December 8th, 2007 3:38 pm

    It’s not an Aircraft Carrier fuckup. It’s being turned around by the tugs. the discoloration of the water near the bow is mud being churned up on the bottom, which happens any time a largeish ship is turned around like that.

    based on the pier and the coloration of the tugs, i’m going to go out on a limb and say that’s in Jebel Ali, UAE.

15. Stolid on December 8th, 2007 7:02 pm

    Yeah, that looks to be about right… I have a hard time remembering Alley though, since dollar beer on the pier was practically the only entertainment there.. plus it is one of the only pier-side ports for a big deck.. (crawl to my rack when liberty expires..)

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