is this the pope’s cat?

Comment by natedog — December 31, 2007 @ 3:13 pm

My midi-chlorians. Let me show them to you!

Comment by coolghoul — January 1, 2008 @ 12:58 am

Whatever ‘dirty job’ this is, it’s pretty clean.

Comment by schulzbrianr — December 31, 2007 @ 2:11 pm

Ya know…after all the dirty stuff this man has done, I still have the overwhelming urge just to lick him…

Comment by despite rumors — December 31, 2007 @ 3:43 pm

“Ya know…after all the dirty stuff this man has done, I still have the overwhelming urge just to lick him…”

Yeah, and knowing he was a professional opera singer makes me want to do dirty things to HIM.

Comment by blisskitty — December 31, 2007 @ 9:01 pm

OMG. Just take off the grey shirt. What’s he hidin’ under there!

Comment by benny — January 1, 2008 @ 12:30 am

Until these pussies manage to stop getting themselves killed by psychos in makeup.

Comment by schulzbrianr — December 31, 2007 @ 1:03 pm

He’s the goddamn batman, he does what he pleases with his boy-toys

Comment by slakinator — December 31, 2007 @ 1:04 pm

Some random guy was kidnapping boys, dressing them up like Robin and then killing them to get Batman’s attention. It was one of the last story arcs in the Gotham Central series. (Which was centered around Gotham police detectives, not Batman.)

Comment by ffaristocrat — December 31, 2007 @ 5:06 pm

Ok seriously weird story arc then.

Comment by windrider — January 1, 2008 @ 12:41 pm

by our powers combined!

Comment by slakinator — December 31, 2007 @ 12:58 pm

these guys must band together, because they will never get laid. even with those killer pastel pants.

Comment by natedog — December 31, 2007 @ 1:10 pm

i don’t even know what to say to that…. lol

Comment by Gilez — December 31, 2007 @ 1:28 pm

Is there a green lantern movie coming out?

Comment by T G Geko — January 1, 2008 @ 10:09 am

she is SO damn fine

Comment by 5olle — December 31, 2007 @ 2:59 pm

Terrible, terrible movie.

Comment by ExplodingPotato — December 31, 2007 @ 9:07 pm

Not as bad as that George Clooney shitfest.

Comment by schulzbrianr — December 31, 2007 @ 10:12 pm

the only not gay thing in that movie

Comment by el_metal — January 3, 2008 @ 5:26 am

“A Piece of the Action”
Spock: “Yo cap’n check out the ass on that hot stud over there, I want a piece of that action!”
Kirk: “What the hell spock…”

Comment by slakinator — December 31, 2007 @ 1:03 pm

More like “Spock…what the….hell…are you…..talking about!?”

Comment by schulzbrianr — December 31, 2007 @ 1:05 pm

my ability to be humorous is sadly lacking

Comment by slakinator — December 31, 2007 @ 1:11 pm

spock needs a blunt…

Comment by natedog — December 31, 2007 @ 1:12 pm

Meh, I’m better at improving other peoples shit than coming up with my own, so it evens out.

Comment by schulzbrianr — December 31, 2007 @ 1:14 pm

Fizbin FTW!

Comment by Peaches LaRue — December 31, 2007 @ 2:24 pm

Gangstas treat their ladis right. What side you on?

Comment by Caio — December 31, 2007 @ 7:42 pm

Kitten looks distressed.

Comment by Sticky — December 31, 2007 @ 12:13 pm

.. i remember we had that photo book when i was a kid.

Comment by fab — December 31, 2007 @ 12:14 pm

It’s the flying spaghetti monsters cousin, the Amazing Spaghetti Kitten! Watch in awe as it randomly appears in your dinner!

Comment by Aeyve — December 31, 2007 @ 1:01 pm

I hate people who torment cats.

Comment by slakinator — December 31, 2007 @ 1:05 pm

cats taste waaaaaay better with alfredo sauce than red sauce…

Comment by natedog — December 31, 2007 @ 1:11 pm

i always loved cats…but i could never eat a whole one.

Comment by xaldinlancer — December 31, 2007 @ 9:27 pm

There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon.
They can feed you cat and you’ll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough, boy.
They fry it real crisp in dough.

Comment by coolghoul — January 1, 2008 @ 1:04 am

It’s 1981. Everybody was buff because the Russkies were still running amok.

Comment by Sticky — December 31, 2007 @ 12:14 pm

Or like a dozen interns. I mean, the Egyptians moved those big ass bricks to make the pyramids, I’m sure this is the same kind of thing…

Comment by LukeV1-5 — December 31, 2007 @ 12:45 pm

I remember it well. The boss took his “portable” (His was a Compaq) on a business trip. It became my responsibility to maneuver it (and all of the luggage) through the Atlanta airport. The cart hit a gap in the concrete and his portable hit the ground. It survived, but he lugged it home.

Comment by Guairdean — December 31, 2007 @ 4:47 pm

I’m just thinking that the execs also had REALLY good eyesight. That screen is tiny.

Comment by bluebec — December 31, 2007 @ 8:37 pm

Found one of those in the trash behind my old apartment. Damn thing weighed in at a svelte 28 pounds. It still worked, though.

Comment by WhiskeyTango — January 1, 2008 @ 10:12 am

it’s fucking looking at me.

if i ever see one of these things in real life, i’m going all Butlerian Jihad on it’s ass.

Comment by natedog — January 1, 2008 @ 11:55 am

I actually have a later variant of this I bought for 5 dollars from the local computer recycle shop up the street.

I’ve got a Dolch Pac 62 that used to be owned by FEMA up until about 2 years ago. It still has a working copy of windows for workgroups 3.11 on it, without a network installed, and I can successfully play paint, and carmen sandiego on it with the internal speaker.

Comment by Kaze — January 2, 2008 @ 12:05 pm