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Pointless Family Photo
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November 14, 2007 at 11:09 am
WTF?
November 14, 2007 at 11:50 am
The one second in from our left needs to be punished! She is shamelesly showing some sneaker!
Hey Tiki, what’s up with the muslim pron? This should have been NSFW… I mean, come on, how can you expect me to NOT react to that hot sneaker!
November 14, 2007 at 12:30 pm
November 14, 2007 at 1:39 pm
Now you’re spamming threads with links to fucking STUPID youtube videos of you installing a God damned door?
Were you not content being the most annoying and useless person on here? Now you want to be a spammer too?
Ban this fucking douchebag already.
November 14, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Oohhh noooo don’t ban me….
I love how you pay attention to EVERY little thing I do.
November 14, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Here’s another one. Don’t click on it if you don’t want to.
November 14, 2007 at 1:43 pm
Watching me hang a door has got to be better than listening to you complain…..and door hanging is BORING SHIT.
November 14, 2007 at 2:26 pm
Ban this fucking douchebag already.
November 14, 2007 at 2:44 pm
You shouldn’t speak in the third-person…it’s strange and scaring the others.
November 14, 2007 at 2:54 pm
eggy, you’re the troll here. The submission guidelines say NO youtube. That’s because no one here wants to watch stupid youtube videos. Especially stupid videos of you hanging a door and your honeymoon with a monkey.
November 14, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Wow good for you eggy, you wasted everyoes time and brought down the real estate value of your crappy house. Good job douche. p.s. your wife is ugly and also kind of a moron. why does she keep opening and closing the door. It’s a door.
November 14, 2007 at 3:02 pm
Oops…. Didn’t realize that. I thought he was saying not to upload them on the “Post an Image” area.
Nobody forces you to click on anything, by the way.
November 14, 2007 at 3:04 pm
Because it’s a door…and I was hanging it…. they don’t just fit in all nice and perfect to begin with.
November 14, 2007 at 3:05 pm
HAHAHAHA Let’s see your wife…
November 14, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Eee eee eee eeeee
Crickets….
November 14, 2007 at 3:19 pm
You just don’t get it. You posted a couple of links with no description of what they were at all. Someone who isn’t a mindreader might think that those links are intended to relevant to the topic at hand or,at the very least, entertaining. But NO. Suprise! the videos are irrelevant, stupid and pointless. And someone who didn’t have prior knowledge that you are a retard, might actual waste their time watching the stupid videos before realizing that they are irrelevant, stupid and pointless.
November 14, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Now….that’d be just plain stupid.
November 14, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Nothing screams desperate for a response like 4 posts in a row.
November 14, 2007 at 3:42 pm
Desperate for what??
Where’s the picture of your wife you fucking wanking tard?
Is that her in the latest post?
www.myconfinedspace.com/?attachment_id=17848
November 14, 2007 at 3:43 pm
Or…is this her:
November 14, 2007 at 3:51 pm
I like the Braillette in front. I bet she has puffy nipples.
November 14, 2007 at 3:55 pm
The best part is they never see the donkey punch comin.
November 14, 2007 at 5:05 pm
Oh good more youtube links that you alreayd know arent allowed. Good job.
Also I’m not married, I’d rather build a career first, so i don’t end up in a shithole like the house you live in. 🙂
November 14, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Still live with your folks eh?
November 14, 2007 at 5:09 pm
My shithole is brand new, in california, and by the beach. That’s ok though, aim high Kero! You’ll be out of your Gran’s basement someday…
November 14, 2007 at 5:29 pm
So, I take it eggy was banned and then comes back as EataTurd…..
November 14, 2007 at 5:33 pm
No, I just thought EataTurd was funny and topical since I’d love to see Magnus, et. al eat a turd.
November 14, 2007 at 5:36 pm
You’re just all kinds of wrong today.
November 14, 2007 at 5:39 pm
Holy friggin crap garbledxmission I just read your reply to my post.
You are a sick bastard. I like you.
November 14, 2007 at 7:57 pm
Wow.
egnilk66 spams with youtube links.
Gets eviscerated by Kero, Kerry, and reboot. Changes his name to something a slow witted baboon might laugh at. Then gets pummeled even further.
egnilk must be one of those guys who pays tall Germanic women to shove needles through his cock. Only a severe masochist would come back for more after the repeated bludgeonings he’s received on here.
Also his wife’s face looks like some you’d send back to the kitchen at an Indian restaurant. It’s like she tried to catch a bowling ball in her mouth like a dog grabbing a Frisbee. I bet her bush stretches all the way around up her asshole and onto the tattoo on her lower back of her ex husband’s name. eggy, if you’re going to post lemonparty/goatse level shit like her you need a NSFW disclaimer. Or a Not Safe For Anyone With A Weak Stomach.
November 14, 2007 at 8:08 pm
oh damn!! that was your best post yet!! You’re so good at talking shit! You’re the best! Share some of your photos good shit talker. Seriously, all you fucking twats…. My chick is way hotter than any of your sorry excuses for women. But….even if she’s not, I’m the only one with the balls to show real pictures of myself or my girl. You’re just hoping I post more so you have something to think about when you’re fucking your hand tonight.
HAHAHA I laugh at you Magnus, Reboot, Kero… Because, this is really all you have in life….chatting in forums and talking shit on people. In real life people laugh at you when you pass by, Magnus and friends. They look at you and think, oh damn…I hope my kids don’t turn out like that sad pathetic fuck. Is that a hairlip?? oh, it’s not…he’s just fucking ugly as an asshole.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Fucking goofs…
November 14, 2007 at 8:32 pm
Forcing out a fake laugh to purport indifference is pathetic.
Typing out said fake laugh in caps…twice…is a whole new level of pathetic.
Concrete proof that your girlfriend is uglier than a dead frog’s asshole: she’s with you. You bald headed cuntrag.
PS: when you have a fit like that…again and again when people pick on your stupid bitch then you’ve kind of given up your shit. You showed your cards. Your wife is a ten cent hand job whore. Proceed to cry.
November 14, 2007 at 9:14 pm
Let’s see your dishtowel of a woman…if you have one.
November 14, 2007 at 9:14 pm
Again…..crickets. Just like the rest of you sad pussies.
November 14, 2007 at 9:20 pm
You never seem to answer anything about yourself… probably because you suck and you’ve got nothing to share that anyone would give a shit about.
C’mon cool-guy….show yourself. Show your scores of hot girls. Show us that you’re not confined to a wheel chair and have to type by blowing on a straw. Let’s have it, Hawking, let’s see your stuff.
Show us how perfect you are…hair, body, money, house, ladies…..all of it. SHOW US.
It doesn’t matter what you say about my girl….on her worst day she’s hotter than any chick you’ll ever touch….or talk to.
November 14, 2007 at 9:39 pm
You just don’t get it, do you eggy? No one here cares whether about each other’s girlfriends. The only things that matter here is if you say something funny or, to a much lesser extent, something smart.
Showing your heifer at home hasn’t made you smarter or funnier or more respected. In fact, showing off pictures of your girlfriend/wife is a pathetic metric of success in life.
Most of us are self-confident enough that we don’t have to prove ourselves to a bunch of strangers on the internet. That’s what Kero meant when he called you desperate.
November 14, 2007 at 10:09 pm
Totally….that’s actually the first reasonable thing I’ve heard. I understand that showing off pictures of your wife/girl/whatever is pathetic. But, that’s not what I’ve done here. I, in MY type of humor, put up a link to a video of me hanging a door. It was funny or interesting because there was more to see than the eye slits on the women in this picture. But, Pencil Dick the Bug Fucker and his mincy faggot balls friend over there decided to chime in and talk about my wife (who was in the video for a few seconds) and my house and me…. So, when he/they decided to talk about what a schmuck he thought I was, I implored them to measure up…
Saying that someone is worse than you in any given way is somewhat ok when you can BACK YOUR SHIT UP.
So guys….whaddya got??
November 14, 2007 at 10:25 pm
Lol he doesn’t get it reboot.
November 14, 2007 at 10:26 pm
No. You really are dense. mag started off by calling you out on spamming the comments with stupid youtube videos (which is true, you did, no one asked for you to post the videos and they’re irrelevant to the picture or comments). It wasn’t until you kept acting like a piece of shit ( and posted ANOTHER video ) that Kero called your wife ugly and kind of a moron (which is also true). So don’t be weasel about “magnus is picking on me :(”
And just in hopes that you’ll shut-up. There you go. She’s in med school, so kinda smart, too. Although, I’ll admit that I look like a dork in that picture.
November 14, 2007 at 10:41 pm
Finally, a man with some balls! The rest of you are dickless faggots.
November 14, 2007 at 10:50 pm
I have balls. Right now they’re rested snug against your down syndrome suffering wife’s chin.
This ain’t a social networking site, Mary. It’s a humour site. And you’re not funny. Your answer? Well I’ll try to make some friends by showing off what I think to be valuable accessories to my life.
While the rest of us show off our intellects you fling shit like a gorilla and think you’re playing along. You’re not. You’re embarrassing yourself worse than when you go out in public with your ass faced whore of a wife.
You just don’t get it. And we can’t dumb it down for you any further.
You broke the rules. Your justification is ignorance. Ignorance of the law is no excuse. Ban this douchebag.
*addendum* I’d like to tag a bill to that your honour? I’d like it decreed that eggy’s wife be legally mandated to wear a bag over her head at all times. Preferably a plastic one but it’s not a deal breaker…
November 14, 2007 at 10:53 pm
Motion Passed.
November 14, 2007 at 10:59 pm
Seconded. request that the record show that I only posted that link to try to shut eggy up.
November 15, 2007 at 3:59 am
So sorry to have missed the flamewar. Just to offer a fresh insight (somewhat sarcastically). Egnik: I do not now nor have I ever cared about your wife. You posted nothing funny, which by and large the only thing I value on this sight. Stop it. Now.
November 15, 2007 at 6:13 am
I don’t really care about the videos or the thread, except I noticed that the ‘similar videos’ sidebar are all sims videos, even though I’m pretty sure Eggy’s video has nothing to do with the Sims. This reminds me of the continuing blur between reality and gaming I’ve been experiencing. At some point – I don’t remember when, I was convinced that I was married with children and a successful doctor when I woke up to find myself with a neckbeard next to a cold pot of ramen soup with the soup fork submerged in the liquid and a box full of export ‘a’ tubes. I don’t think it was a dream sequence because although my time as a happy doctor was entirely in the third person and I don’t own any maxis games the last time I had a similar revenge-feuled slow motion dream sequence it turned out that I wasn’t asleep I was just playing max payne. Infact it’s three am so I’m not even sure if I sleep anymore at all.
November 15, 2007 at 10:48 pm
WOW, wtf happened to this thread… No One even laughed at my muslim pron joke!
I too will agree to ban Eggy – I have watched this site for about 6 months and just decided to start posting here and I am truly starting to get tired of eggy stiring things up.
The unfortunate side-effect of him getting banned would be the loss of the scathing insults of mAgNUS in response to eggy’s bullshit…
November 16, 2007 at 9:50 am
I lol’d, chaosmfx. Outside in the parking lot. You were right there, dude.
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