Did you see things that hurt you?


Who knew that the bible was a big book of Parental Controls?


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    maxcw
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    I should be calling that number daily. In fact I sense a toll free phone call coming on.

    garbledxmission
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    The things I saw gave me a raging clue….

    warren
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    Yes. There’s nothing more unnatural or perverse than a teen boy being fascinated by naked women.

    Uh, wait … he wasn’t reading Animal Husbandry Quarterly, was he?

    Jimmed
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    By Christian standards I need to be exorcised.

    dantoo
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    In all fairness, though… that was a hell of a lot more sane than most of the comic book Christian message things.

    tormato
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    You know, the advice to go see a pastor is good advice. From what I’ve seen in the news lately, they know where to find the grade-A premo porn that I just can’t get on the internet.

    Phyreblade
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    I just put the number on speed dial…

    Hazard
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    The kid is going to be conditioned to go into fits of self-abuse whenever he sees boobies.

    Bonus points for failed manga knockoff style.

    Phyreblade
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    LOL

    TV glare from a bible…

    Phail.

    -50 Internets…

    warren
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    No no, that’s the Holy Light of God.

    Or an Itty-Bitty Bible Lite.

    Or something.

    deuce
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    Yeah… “tried not to look”… he’s just feeling guilty cuz they whacked each other off and he liked it a little too much.

    Frank
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    I find it kinda weird that this is saved as “Jesus_Porn”.

    Phyreblade
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    @Warren
    I done my fair share ‘o bible readin’, and I ain’t never seen no light come out o’ it while I was a readin’…

    Am I doin’ it wrong?!?

    Hepathos
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    This is rubbish. I fapped to every type of porn known to man, and I’m still a norman person. The prison psychologist said so.

    Phyreblade
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    @Hepathos
    Norman? Yes. Yes you are. Normal? No. Absolutely not. I hate to tell you this, but prison psychologists lie. I know.

    Luminary
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    Luminary

    The bible is radioactive!

    Hepathos
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    Oh poop, my funky hungarian typo made my joke less funy again. Curse you Kazinczy Ferenc! Curse youuuu!

    Wow look at the time. It’s rape o’clock!



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