Don’t Make Fun of People, Or God Will Kill You

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    11 Responses to Don’t Make Fun of People, Or God Will Kill You

    1. i am glad this isn’t an actual verse, and yes i looked it up

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    2. God might not kill you, but it looks like Jesus sure wants to molest you.

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    3. I like the KJV translation of this better as it says “she bears.”

      Always got to work misogyny in to it.

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    4. LOL

      She bear Pwnage. Talk about divine vengeance…

      Thou Shalt Not Tease Baldy…

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    5. lol. i guess i have a g-rated bible. mine was talking about Solomon.

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    6. I can’t taunt baldhead? But… but… he eats up all of my corn, and treats my people with scorn.

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    7. @ Caio

      You gotta chase those crazy bald heads out of our town!!

      Go Marley!

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    8. Jesus loves you. But don’t piss out his dad.

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    9. I think I just found my new favorite bible verses.

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    10. I found a children’s bible in a coffee shop once that had a page about “famous children in the bible” and referenced this verse. lol. Oh, and my favorite bible verse is still:

      There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

      — Ezekiel 23:20

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