Don’t Make Fun of People, Or God Will Kill You

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    Cargen
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    i am glad this isn’t an actual verse, and yes i looked it up

    shiroinohi
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    jasonp
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    God might not kill you, but it looks like Jesus sure wants to molest you.

    L_Tetris_Block
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    I like the KJV translation of this better as it says “she bears.”

    Always got to work misogyny in to it.

    Phyreblade
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    LOL

    She bear Pwnage. Talk about divine vengeance…

    Thou Shalt Not Tease Baldy…

    Cargen
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    lol. i guess i have a g-rated bible. mine was talking about Solomon.

    Caio
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    I can’t taunt baldhead? But… but… he eats up all of my corn, and treats my people with scorn.

    egnilk66
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    @ Caio

    You gotta chase those crazy bald heads out of our town!!

    Go Marley!

    Hepathos
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    Jesus loves you. But don’t piss out his dad.

    Jesus Christ
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    I think I just found my new favorite bible verses.

    7footJesus
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    I found a children’s bible in a coffee shop once that had a page about “famous children in the bible” and referenced this verse. lol. Oh, and my favorite bible verse is still:

    There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

    — Ezekiel 23:20



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