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Don’t Make Fun of People, Or God Will Kill You
Humor, Religion, wtf
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i am glad this isn’t an actual verse, and yes i looked it up
@Cargen
You sure about that?
bibleresources.bible.com/passagesearchresults.php?passage1=2%20Kings+2&version=31
God might not kill you, but it looks like Jesus sure wants to molest you.
I like the KJV translation of this better as it says “she bears.”
Always got to work misogyny in to it.
LOL
She bear Pwnage. Talk about divine vengeance…
Thou Shalt Not Tease Baldy…
lol. i guess i have a g-rated bible. mine was talking about Solomon.
I can’t taunt baldhead? But… but… he eats up all of my corn, and treats my people with scorn.
@ Caio
You gotta chase those crazy bald heads out of our town!!
Go Marley!
Jesus loves you. But don’t piss out his dad.
I think I just found my new favorite bible verses.
I found a children’s bible in a coffee shop once that had a page about “famous children in the bible” and referenced this verse. lol. Oh, and my favorite bible verse is still:
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
– Ezekiel 23:20