Spider-Box

Added on October 31st, 2007 by brandithompkins | Report Post
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It’s like that wall of spiders, but not.

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schulzbrianr (#1277)

16 years ago

Hand me my flamethrower.

Ben1605 (#581)

16 years ago

Looks like someone photoshopped the wall of spiders into a tunnel of spiders to me :O

Also, BFG-9000 would work better than a flamethrower 😀

ladyoftheorb (#900)

16 years ago

Those look like daddy longlegs…es. I play with them all the time. If that’s what those are, it’s a big box of cute. They can’t bite you.

schulzbrianr (#1277)

16 years ago

Been a while since I’ve played Doom, but, I think the BFG would just vaporize them, I want to watch them burn.

egnilk66 (#573)

16 years ago

BFG = Big Fucking Gun?

From what I hear…Daddy Longlegs have a VERY powerful venom. So, if they had the jaw strength to actually bite you they could kill you.

That’s just what I heard….no time for fact-checking here.

ladyoftheorb (#900)

16 years ago

Their myth is that they are the most poisonous animal in the world, but their mouths are too small to bite you.

But it’s just a myth. They eat bird poop.

egnilk66 (#573)

16 years ago

Bird poop isn’t bad…it’s just a bit gritty.

ladyoftheorb (#900)

16 years ago

Why for you eat bird poop? ;___;

egnilk66 (#573)

16 years ago

One time…whilst looking in the sky gawking at a sight to be seen, a bird pooped into my mouth. I had no choice but to taste it.

egnilk66 (#573)

16 years ago

Actually, nothing of the sort ever really happened and I’ve never tasted bird poop….that I know of.

schulzbrianr (#1277)

16 years ago

Yes, BFG is Big Fucking (or freaking, or frigging) Gun. I’ve seen lots of similar items, like a BFR (Big Fucking Revolver) and such. Pretty much any time something is pre-empted by a BF, its a Big Fucking/Freaking/Frigging, unless it’s my BFF Jill.

egnilk66 (#573)

16 years ago

Does that equal, Black Friggin Friend?

Hepathos (#719)

16 years ago

Looks like a really hairy asshole.

Serix (#257)

16 years ago

Spider goatse?

RSIxidor (#950)

16 years ago

I’m having trouble with the whole poop-eating thing. Could someone show me a reference? This is the wikipedia listing: Daddy Longlegs.

3The third entry looks the most like how I remember them from summer camps of long past years. But I thought they weren’t true spiders. The harvestman looks nothing like them, either, and the first entry is a freaking flying insect.

If its the spiders, then it looks like they actually invade other spiders webs, eat the spider, the eggs, or the prey. But that doesn’t make any sense. You see thousands of these things all together in one area. They’d be eating each other non-stop.

I’m so confused.