Pistol + Michael Fox = Gatlin Gun

18 Responses to Pistol + Michael Fox = Gatlin Gun

1. mikki (UID# 1072) 0  0

   October 30, 2007 at 11:01 pm

   Now see, this is funny.

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2. illustrious (UID# 1411) 0  0

   October 30, 2007 at 11:18 pm

   Meh…how about “MC Hammer – MC + Michael J Fox = Jackhammer”?

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3. casemods (UID# 667) 0  0

   

   October 30, 2007 at 11:23 pm

   Maybe if he had a hack for CS.

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4. phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0  0

   

   October 31, 2007 at 2:14 am

   Err… I don’t get it…

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5. casemods (UID# 667) 0  0

   

   October 31, 2007 at 2:37 am

   Fox was diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease in 1991, and disclosed his condition to the public in 1998. As the symptoms of his disease worsened, he retired from full-time acting in 2000.

   Parkinson’s disease (also known as Parkinson disease or PD) is a degenerative disorder of the central nervous system that often impairs the sufferer’s motor skills and speech.

   So think, headcrab attack, without the headcrab.

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6. casemods (UID# 667) 0  0

   

   October 31, 2007 at 2:39 am

   (from wikipedia)

   some people (like me) prefer a user-generated summary that 99% of the time, has very close relation to the subject on which you found the info.

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7. knogoodidleft (UID# 1041) 0  0

   October 31, 2007 at 6:59 am

   now we need 1 bow and 1 arrow + fox = some scene from a kung fu movie showing 100,000,000 arrows

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8. phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0  0

   

   October 31, 2007 at 7:21 am

   Eerrm, OK…

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9. phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0  0

   

   October 31, 2007 at 7:55 am

   I know MJF had Parkinsons. I guess I’m not getting how that translates to gazillion bullet multiplication… Am I missing a movie reference, or something? Or perhaps I just have no imagination…?

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10. tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0

    

    October 31, 2007 at 8:47 am

    @phyreblade

    You can’t imagine how uncontrollable shaking and a gun would result in multiple shots fired?

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11. natakamus (UID# 78) 0  0

    October 31, 2007 at 10:31 am

    This post is wrong on so many levels. As a pansy librul, Fox wouldn’t touch a gun with a 10′ pole. He also doesn’t have Parkinsons… he just fakes it so people will like him more and abort babies and use stem cells.

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12. colin (UID# 211) 0  0

    October 31, 2007 at 11:50 am

    lol, does this mean micheal j fox+plus something=bunches of that something?
    like bullets, im starting to get it now.
    lol, my noggin got hurted.

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13. phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0  0

    

    October 31, 2007 at 7:06 pm

    @tiki

    Sorry man, I guess I’m taking it a little literally , a m1911 clone in .45ACP usually carries around 8 rounds. I can see how uncontrollable shaking would cause him to shoot up all of creation with one, but only 8 rounds worth.

    The XM214 is equally uncontrollable (it can theoretically do up to 30000 rounds per minute). But is not thusly limited in ammo… that’s the part that tripped me up…

    Just ignore me. I’m being a square… LOL

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14. pertiman (UID# 1324) 0  0

    October 31, 2007 at 8:12 pm

    Not funny. You are supposed to laugh about other people’s choices, not about other people disgraces.

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15. casemods (UID# 667) 0  0

    

    October 31, 2007 at 10:10 pm

    This isn’t even remotely funny.

    Does anybody even find this the least bit amusing? I don’t.

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16. mikki (UID# 1072) 0  0

    November 1, 2007 at 7:36 am

    I do!

    Seriously people, it’s no worse than Mr.Bucket.

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17. tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0

    

    November 1, 2007 at 9:02 am

    “Not funny. You are supposed to laugh about other people’s choices, not about other people disgraces.”

    Disgraces? Perhaps you mean disabilities. Having Parkinson’s is not a disgrace. It’s funny from a particular angle. Some people prefer to be all doom and gloom about shit, but I take the more sane road and just laugh at the retarded shit life throws at us.

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18. lonelytylenol (UID# 1180) 0  0

    November 2, 2007 at 5:02 am

    @ knogood:

    Hero. That movie has an entire wall of arrows flying through the sky.

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