goatsgomoo (UID# 284) – LordSethD, that “thing” is a head crab. You need to get out more. And while you’re out, pick up a copy of Half-Life. Or just get it on Steam.

Just an observation, but I reckon someone that knows what a “Head Crab” is, would be better advised to “get out more”. I “get out” a lot and can honestly say that whilst “out”, I’ve never encountered a “Head Crab” and thus, incidentally, have never had the need, inclination nor opportunity to crowbar the fu**e r.

Wikipedia describes a “Head Crab” thus: “A headcrab (sometimes known as a head-humper) is a fictional alien parasitoid found in the Half-Life video game series created by Valve Software.” The crucial word in that sentence being “fictional”. I believe it is reasonable to assume that someone that was “out” would be a lot is less likely to encounter one of these beasties than someone that is, shall we call it: “in”. Furthermore, these creatures can only be encountred whilst “in” and immersed in a digitally created environment, that bears little or no resemblance to the real world in which we live. Need I go on with this?????
Nah. I rest my case.
Buck.
Paddle whilst I live, City ’til I die.