K-Mart Ban Letter


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    Dreth
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    Can’t read shit until you fix that problem about not being directed to the picture itself.

    phantasm
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    name up top says “jon” name at the bottom says “john” but still made me LOL

    iddqd
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    Paul_Is_Drunk
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    I love my eyesight. Some of the funnier ones…

    July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

    July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

    December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme.

    December 18: Hide in clothing rack and when people browse through loudly yelled “PICK ME!” “PICK ME!”

    WTFBURGERZ
    Member

    I think I know some of the things I’m going to do while at Target the next time I go.

    deleted_user
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    wookie_x
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    I call shenanigans. The address doesn’t exist.

    knogoodidleft
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    yeah its fake, a few years ago there that was just a list of things to do at wal mart, somebody shopped the list into a letter

    Ironwolf
    Member

    Calling Snopes.

    Paul_Is_Drunk
    Member

    One of those is enough to get banned. Still funny.

    I managed to get banned with a ‘code blue’ in a Target once for luging down the isles on a skateboard. Code blue being the actions of a customer causing possible harm to another. They got out of the way!

    warren
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    Course it’s a fake. How many Kmart managers in Reno use the British spelling of the word “offenses”?

    However, the list is pretty damn funny. It’s given me some ideas…

    j_bryon
    Member

    Well, according to the first sentence of this letter, this woman has more than one husband. It says,”…monitoring your husbands activities…”. She has more than one that all go to K-Mart together.



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