Orange Box

 What the fuck?

   

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    1. What do you mean WTF??

      The Cake is a Lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    2. the first Xbox 360 game to have 99 Achievements

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    3. This is the best deal in gaming history, the song at the end of portal is worth the admission alone.

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    4. i have the end song on loop for like ever. i can’t stop listening to it.

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    5. Ha, the end song IS fantastic, isn’t it 🙂

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    6. This was a triumph.
      I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
      It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.
      Aperture Science
      We do what we must
      because we can.
      For the good of all of us.
      Except the ones who are dead.
      But there’s no sense crying over every mistake.
      You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
      And the Science gets done.
      And you make a neat gun.
      For the people who are still alive.
      I’m not even angry.
      I’m being so sincere right now.
      Even though you broke my heart.
      And killed me.
      And tore me to pieces.
      And threw every piece into a fire.
      As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
      Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
      And we’re out of beta.
      We’re releasing on time.
      So I’m GLaD. I got burned.
      Think of all the things we learned
      for the people who are still alive.
      Go ahead and leave me.
      I think I prefer to stay inside.
      Maybe you’ll find someone else to help you.
      Maybe Black Mesa
      THAT WAS A JOKE.
      HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
      Anyway, this cake is great.
      It’s so delicious and moist.
      Look at me still talking
      when there’s Science to do.
      When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I’m not you.
      I’ve experiments to run.
      There is research to be done.
      On the people who are still alive.
      And believe me I am still alive.
      I’m doing Science and I’m still alive.
      I feel FANTASTIC and I’m still alive.
      While you’re dying I’ll be still alive.
      And when you’re dead I will be still alive.
      STILL ALIVE (x2)

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    7. That song is so fucking creepy. Singing computers always creeps me out.

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