Moutain Lion Attack Sign
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I actually ran into a cougar when I was in high school. I turned a corner on a path through a canyon and surprised a cougar that was dozing on a rock. I was wearing a flannel shirt tied around my waist at the time (hey, the grunge look was “in” then). Grabbed the bottom corners of it, flipped it up across my shoulders kinda like a cobra hood and tried to make myself look as big as I could, and backed away real slowly. Miss Cougar jumped to her feet, growled and hissed at me once, then took off the other direction. Scared the crap outta me!
Pah, that’s nothing. I’ve chased away a whole herd of elephant, and on a seperate occasion, 3 lions, with nothing but my hands and feet!
Ok, so they were controlling a Jeep, but that’s not the point.
I ran into a cougar a year or so ago, too.
She was in her late 30′s and was a doctor. We met at a bar. I ended up back at her place.
Good times, good times.
I once kicked a wild goose in the head.
Swanky Brian, ah, you crazy cougar hunter!
Relevant Fark Photoshop contest. That is all.