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Religions of the World
Taoism: Shit Happens
Hinduism: This shit happened before
Islam: If shit happens, take a Hostage
Buddism: If Shit happens, is it really shit?
7th Day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturday
Protestantism: Shit won’t happen if I work harder
Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I deserve it
Jehovah’s Witness: Knock, knock, “Shit happens”
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Dong
Atheism: No shit
T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit
Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit
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Cue 20 posts from self centered Christians who think this is directed at them.
Old, but still funny.
You don’t understand, christians are being persecuted, even though they are in the majority and have more political power than any other religion. Why do you hate Jebus?
Please stop posting stuff that directly attacks Christians.
Please stop posting stuff that does not directly attack Christians.
Post stuff that directly attacks Christians at a much higer rate than the previous rate of Christian-attacking posts.
OK, so just to be sure. We all agree that Christians are awesome and everyone else is going to hell, right?
Lol, this poster is on my bathroom door.
Wicca: Because you have this shit, somebody somewhere has no shit.
Going to hell? Not really necessary when religious retards go out of there way to try and make everyone else’s life hell. Like the more recent crusade launched on Iraq.
Christians aren’t all bad. That bible thing they wrote makes really great rolling paper.
I’m not gonna lie….I’m a hardcore Catholic, and I love this shit. Its so funny, and people have to lighten up….If yo think this is attacking Christains, then you’re wrong and need to get over your ego and learn to humble yourselves.
P.S. – If Jesus masterbated, he would use the holes in his hands…
hehe, im a catholic and i think this is freakin hilarious =)
catholics are usually not ranting fanatics as republican jesus lovers are.
@alek, just because a misguided bunch of neo-con fucks in the white house decided to lie us into war, does not mean that christianity is behind the Iraq war. and many christians are against the war.
and who the hell rolls a spliff with bible pages anyway? do youuse tampon wrappers too? i bet that shit tastes nasty. wrap it in a blunt already
or just smoke a bowl…
so true