Lemon Suicide

Orange Suicide

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    18 Responses to Lemon Suicide

    1. Don’t do it lemon!

      Um… Life is not as sour as you think?
      Thats terrible.

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    2. He done got messed up with drugs, Had an affair with a lime, got in debt to the grape vine, and left many children behind, the sprite fund is now supporting them.

      Suicide is a permanent answer to a temporary problem.

      But this lemon done fucked up. t(` `t)

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    3. It is an orange. But he has lemonaids. So he’s taking matters into his own hands before word gets back to the grove that he threw his life away for 5 minutes in the back of a produce aisle with a rather disreputable watermelon. Ya you know what I’m referring to. Watermelons and AIDS. Don’t lie.

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    4. From fruit to racism in only 5 posts. Is this the essence of humanity?

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    5. Watermelons are damn lazy! They can’t be bothered to keep their seeds separate from the tasty fruit. Some are even too lazy to produce seeds. I hate watermelons!

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    6. That’s not funny. My brother dies this way.

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    7. “Is this the essence of humanity?”

      There’s a bottle of JD in front of you isn’t there?

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    8. You mean some people actually post on here when they’re sober? I’m scared now.

      Another round of booze for everyone.

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    9. I’ll drink to that. There are two many angry people on here lately.

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    10. lol @ mAgnUS BUTTfoorson’s post, I did not expect that at all, very impressive.

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    11. Anyone who can carve an orange peel like that has skills.

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    12. anyone up for a drink of lemonaid
      ps: i didnt know thats how they make lemonaid (the drink)

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    13. Job changes only? used to happen in? October or Janu?ary (after bo?nuses are paid)?.

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