Lemon Suicide

Orange Suicide

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    Foinlavin
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    Don’t do it lemon!
    [I can't think of a good fruit pun to put in here]
    Um… Life is not as sour as you think?
    Thats terrible.

    knogoodidleft
    Member

    He done got messed up with drugs, Had an affair with a lime, got in debt to the grape vine, and left many children behind, the sprite fund is now supporting them.

    Suicide is a permanent answer to a temporary problem.

    But this lemon done fucked up. t(` `t)

    knogoodidleft
    Member

    BTW thats an orange

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
    Member

    It is an orange. But he has lemonaids. So he’s taking matters into his own hands before word gets back to the grove that he threw his life away for 5 minutes in the back of a produce aisle with a rather disreputable watermelon. Ya you know what I’m referring to. Watermelons and AIDS. Don’t lie.

    nyoki
    Member

    Pure WIN.

    tiki god
    Admin

    From fruit to racism in only 5 posts. Is this the essence of humanity?

    Alec Dalek
    Member

    Watermelons are damn lazy! They can’t be bothered to keep their seeds separate from the tasty fruit. Some are even too lazy to produce seeds. I hate watermelons!

    Frank McColbert
    Member

    That’s not funny. My brother dies this way.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
    Member

    “Is this the essence of humanity?”

    There’s a bottle of JD in front of you isn’t there?

    Alec Dalek
    Member

    You mean some people actually post on here when they’re sober? I’m scared now.

    Another round of booze for everyone.

    garbledxmission
    Member

    I’ll drink to that. There are two many angry people on here lately.

    garbledxmission
    Member

    And I mean “two”

    Deleted_User
    Member

    lol @ mAgnUS BUTTfoorson’s post, I did not expect that at all, very impressive.

    Chiroptera
    Member

    LOL LEMON

    Hepathos
    Member

    Moar lemon suicide at lemonparty.org!

    glam_bastard
    Member

    Anyone who can carve an orange peel like that has skills.

    jimmybob
    Member
    jimmybob

    anyone up for a drink of lemonaid
    ps: i didnt know thats how they make lemonaid (the drink)

    Diann
    Guest

    Job changes only? used to happen in? October or Janu?ary (after bo?nuses are paid)?.



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