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    egnilk66
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    Don’t go fucking with Muay Thai. It’ll kick yer ass.

    I see a watermark in the bottom right corner. I thought that was a no-no.

    egnilk66
    Member

    I realize his foot is supposed to represent the trunk of an elephant but that’s a great way to get your ankle broken by your opponent. I was taught to poing that toe out at a 90 degree angle. You might only get a toe broken that way…. you can still fight with a broken toe….not really with a broken ankle.

    My $0.02

    egnilk66
    Member

    Muay Thai Badasses:

    Buakaw por. Pramuk
    Ramon “The Diamond” Dekkers

    Two of my faves anyway.

    Caio
    Member

    lol @ the american release of the Protector.

    True fact: If you see an azn person doing something azn and an australian talking in an australian accent you immediately lose your faith in america and Jesus and turn to a life of homosexual rape.

    egnilk66
    Member

    @caio

    WTF?

    shiroinohi
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    @egnilk66

    They told you to point your toe?! Hell yeah you’re going to break it. Kick with the ball of your foot and curl your toes up. You can strike much harder than with your toes pointed and you won’t break anything at all.

    EvilDon
    Member

    **giggles** @ Caio. Although, I have no idea what you are talking about, I have a feeling I do not want to.

    egnilk66
    Member

    @ shiroinohi

    When you’re checking the round kick…. cuz….that’s what he’s doing. Not when you’re kicking.

    egnilk66
    Member

    @ shiroinohi

    But, thanks for the advice.

    egnilk66
    Member

    @ TG

    Gotcha…. I just have to get my digs in…you know how it is…

    Caio
    Member

    Well, basically, some American company bought the North American distribution rights to one of his movies, and decided that it was too Asian for American audiences. So they edited out half an hour, and changed what the subtitles said: That is, what they were saying in Thai had nothing to do with what the english at the bottom said. But the catch is that this movie takes place in Australia, and almost half of it is in English, but because they had to change so much of the plot to Americanize it, they overdubbed a lot of the Australians with… Read more »

    EvilDon
    Member

    That’s incredible. Americans Americanizing everything. Why must they do this? The world is filled with beautiful and interesting cultures (and Australian accents which make me giggle) and America seems to have the habit of trying to change everyone.

    So, to make this image properly American, I invite someone to color this mans skin white and paint his shorts red, white and blue. Oh, oh and have him holding a can of Bud lite, and put a caption that says: “yup” on it too.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
    Member

    I watched a couple of that guys Thai movies (no not the American release) and they sucked planetoid sized balls. I mean it’s cool to watch him do his thing but the actual movie portions made Jackie Chan’s stuff look like Proust. Which is a shame. I don’t know why martial artists have been damned to serving up tripe written by functional retards in between risking their health and safety for even more dangerous stunts.

    btw kicking is for girls and midgets.

    egnilk66
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    @ EvilDon

    ED, you are as ignorant as the people you mock.

    egnilk66
    Member

    @MAgnus

    You should fight me and see how girly my kicks are. and I assure you my head kick is like the weight of a midget to your head. You are also an ignoramus for making that statement.

    egnilk66
    Member

    Muay Thais is the real deal….it’s not Karate or Aikido or whatever the fuck those arts are. Most of those are only really practical against someone doing the same thing. Muay Thai and Jiu Jitsu together make MMA/UFC/Pride. Does Magnus really thing those guys are Girls or Midgets?

    EvilDon
    Member

    egnilk66 using the American way and threatening the foreigner with a head kicking, to conform to his point of view.

    Obviously someone is unacquainted with some other peoples sense of humour, which makes HIM ignorant. Take it as you list.

    EvilDon
    Member

    I think I should also add that if Zombie Dave Thomas wants to assimilate the world, be my guest.

    piece
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    piece

    I remember renting this movie (The Protector) from Blockbuster and it has both versions in it. I watched the original version, than the US cut. I had to shut off the US version after 15 minutes because they totally butchered the story. For example, I remember the father being wounded in the original, but in the US version, he dies. They had to simplify the movie to a basic revenge story for the US audience. Absolutely terrible.

    BTW, Ong-Bak was better.

    egnilk66
    Member

    @EvilDon

    Nice backpedal. Don’t trip on your way back.

    BTW, I didn’t threaten….I invited. To threaten would be to say, “Hey you fucker…I’m gonna KICK YOU IN THE HEAD!!”

    egnilk66
    Member

    @ EvilDon Some peoples’ humor….isn’t funny to anyone but himself. And some peoples’ humor is taken not as humor but as something they really mean. So for Magnus to say, “btw kicking is for girls and midgets.” isn’t really funny as it sounds like he thinks that to be the truth. Maybe one of his D&D buddies told him that…not sure. But…I am almost certain that Magnus lives in his mother’s basement or attic and is as light in shade as his pigment will allow him to be and has probably never felt the effect of a kick by a… Read more »

    EvilDon
    Member

    Your point?

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
    Member

    egnilk66, I’m going to go out on a limb and guess your legendary kicks are about as powerful and devastating as an old woman’s farts. But you keep believing in yourself. It’s healthy to have any ego. Well until you turn drinking age and mouth off to someone at a bar about your killer kicks and they beat your stupid ass unconscious. That’s assuming a severe beating isn’t what caused you to be such a fucking idiot already. You did threaten you pissant little homo. Then you cited what you perceived to be back peddling while you back peddled. I… Read more »

    Gaexion
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    I liked brotherhood of the Wolf better.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
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    I forgot to add that this Muai Thai or whatever he fuck it is is total bullshit. It’s a trend like the motherfucking karate kid and anyone who buys into it is a moron. “No wait…it has ancient history and you’re gonna get wrecked this is the ultimate!” Fuckoff limp dick. Only cowardly little retards commit themselves to something as stupid as martial arts fighting nowadays. The most base level intellect is required to think that you’ll ever get to use it for anything constructive. I mean look at the Chicago way. You bring a bat…wait…we’re already ahead of egnilk66… Read more »

    EvilDon
    Member

    “I think the gerbil you shoved up your ass has Lemmywinked it’s way up into your brain.”

    I almost blew my drink out my nose, along with my Gastrointestinal tract.

    egnilk66
    Member

    @MB You are a funny fuck…that’s for sure. It’s a good thing that your parents bred that into you, as you’ve probably nothing else. I am well beyond drinking age and would be happy to do more than talk shit on the internet. You have far more words and warm wind than I do and have a gift for eloquently looking like an anus. You were obviously raped by your uncle and are the one projecting. It’s ok though… someone loves you. It might only be that hairy mother of yours but she’s someone to you.

    egnilk66
    Member

    OH yah…Keep it up with the WOW and/or Halo….those will get you far in life.

    egnilk66
    Member

    Hey Magnus….what would you do if confronted physically?? Might you cast a spell or bust out your phaser canon? wtf would you do? After you shit your pants you could try throwing said shit at your opponent….

    Don’t be mad at me because you fail at real life.

    EvilDon
    Member

    Whereas Martial arts, (which is, learning to scream like a small Asian man getting raped, how to properly attack and break in two a unsuspecting piece of wood,) will get you much further then video games.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
    Member

    “You are a funny fuck…that’s for sure. It’s a good thing that your parents bred that into you, as you’ve probably nothing else. I am well beyond drinking age and would be happy to do more than talk shit on the internet. You have far more words and warm wind than I do and have a gift for eloquently looking like an anus. You were obviously raped by your uncle and are the one projecting. It’s ok though… someone loves you. It might only be that hairy mother of yours but she’s someone to you.” Translation: I admit Magnus is… Read more »

    knogoodidleft
    Member

    magnus you are dumb, i guarantee you that if you fought anybody that is good in martial arts with a bat they would kick your ass.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
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    Hey egnilk66, If you get confronted physically back the fuck down you idiot. All the stretching and kicking won’t mean fuck all if someone…oh I dunno…shoots you. Haven’t you seen Raiders of the Lost Ark? As stupid as it sounds, that is what will happen to you. Or are you expecting to disarm them with your faggot-fu? Whatever…people like you deserve what they get. I haven’t been in a fucking fight in years. I can tell you flat out that in a real fight all your little grand standing and poses don’t mean shit. While your posing off and arching… Read more »

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
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    knogoodidleft

    You can’t guarantee that at all.

    This warranty is bullshit.

    I can guarantee that you’re a fucking idiot though with a false sense of security brought about by your black belt (ooooo woooooooooooow) holding teachers bullshit.

    Thanks for chiming in. Next caller…

    knogoodidleft
    Member

    Okay, you come to Jacksonville Fl, bring a bat and fight me.

    egnilk66
    Member

    @ Magnus All of your big words and bullshit aside…. Do you know anything about Muay Thai? Poses??? WTF are you talking about? It’s kickboxing, smart one. Thrown in elbows and headbutts….that’s Muay Thai. It’s no “Martial Art”….it doesn’t have poses and whatever you think. It’s knock down drag out brawling. “Whatever…people like you deserve what they get. I haven’t been in a fucking fight in years. I can tell you flat out that in a real fight all your little grand standing and poses don’t mean shit. While your posing off and arching your foot I’m kicking your balls… Read more »

    egnilk66
    Member

    BTW, your side notes like “*note* I might buy Halo 3 at some point because GTA4 has been delayed until next year and I have a new big ass TV to do something with.” and “(30 pounds of pressure to rip an ear off btw)” make you look even lamer than the rest of your swill.

    EvilDon
    Member

    Watch out mAgnUS! Many hours of playing Battlefield 2 have turned knogoodidleft in to a killing machine.

    knogoodidleft
    Member

    hell yeah lol… actually if you look at my medals and compare them to others i haven’t scratched the surface, and if you go down a lil bit is my myspace…havent logged in a while…mmm

    EvilDon
    Member

    Wow! I almost crapped myself. Everyone knows that only the toughest and most dangerous people play Battlefield 2 and have MySpace accounts.

    knogoodidleft
    Member

    the lol after hell yeah was meant to make it funny

    Kerry
    Member
    Kerry

    I would like to thank egnilk66 and Magnus for providing me with some entertainment this afternoon.

    Bof you have a gift for slinging insults. They were so funny that I am sitting here laughing my ass off with tears in my eyes (the lemmywinks comment was the best). I plan to use some of them in the future.

    Thanks again, and if anybody ends up in a physical confrontation over this I would like the YouTube or Break link.

    EvilDon
    Member

    knogoodidleft, you succeeded in making it quite funny 😉

    knogoodidleft
    Member

    aww come on don, we all know only the most ultimate bad asses play bf2, have a myspace, and eat cereal without milk. is there anything more hardcore than that combo?!

    EvilDon
    Member

    Perhaps watching “My little pony tales” in your Rosie O’Donnell knickers while singing “Three little maids from school” in between giving wild boars pedicures. Thats the only thing that comes to mind immediately.

    knogoodidleft
    Member

    “Rosie O’Donnell knickers”, im crying, you win. Those dudes must get all the chicks

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
    Member

    egnilk66 People like you: Man-boy motherfuckers who think learning to swing their little legs makes then invulnerable. People who sit around dwelling on what they’ll do if anyone ever tries to take their lunch money again. Grown up dipshits who walk around 80% scared all the time and like to talk about how tough they are. People who think anyone cares about their love for something as retarded as the ancient art of self defense from a country who’s biggest GDP is pussy. People who need a wake up call. People like you. knogoodidleft Florida? You’re from the land of… Read more »

    egnilk66
    Member

    How do you come up with this shit? “Man-boy motherfuckers who think learning to swing their little legs makes then invulnerable.” What the fuck? “People who sit around dwelling on what they’ll do if anyone ever tries to take their lunch money again” What the fuck are you talking about?? “Grown up dipshits who walk around 80% scared all the time and like to talk about how tough they are.” What the fuck? “People who think anyone cares about their love for something as retarded as the ancient art of self defense from a country who’s biggest GDP is pussy.”… Read more »

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
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    I’m not surprised all of that went WAY over your head. lol Where’s Muay Thai from? Who is defending it? Who is bragging about his massive kicking power? Answer those and you’ll have addressed all your confusion. My point about the gun or guy coming up behind you was meant to illustrate the banality of thinking you’re tough because you practice some stupid little ballet-esque bullshit. You admit defeat? That’s nice. But you already got beat. So you’re really not admitting it so much as recognizing what’s plainly visible to anyone with half a fucking brain. I’ll keep this short… Read more »

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
    Member

    By the way you really seem to want to dwell on man on man rape and molestation. I never said anything about that. That’s your issue. And as I said before this ain’t therapy for mongos so take it elsewhere Mr Burke.

    egnilk66
    Member

    Hey, Man Anus…. I never bragged about anything nor am I confused. You said that kicking was for girls and midgets…I said come see about that. I realize where Muay Thai comes from but who the fuck cares?? that has nothing to do with anything that we were talking about. Also…I never said I was tough or that wanted to fight anyone or that I’m a fighter. Although, at this point, fighting you would give me much pleasure and you great displeasure. Ballet-esque? Have you ever seen Muay Thai? EVER?? Ballet? Is boxing ballet-esque? Keep worrying about your gun guy.… Read more »

    DemolitionsGeek
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    You guys are all losers.

    Nobody watches martial arts films for the STORY. they watch them to see some tiny azn guy flipping around and kickin thangs.

    Duh.

    And I own the american version of Protector! It’s not americanized at all! Not once did I see some blonde retard woman with big tits. Or beer.

    Kerry
    Member
    Kerry

    *in feminine voice with heavy lisp*

    All this testosterone being thrown around is making my pee pee feel funny.

    egnilk66
    Member

    No, you didn’t, but people that act the way you do usually do so because they were molested or man-raped.

    EvilDon
    Member

    “Is boxing ballet-esque?” Yes (if you are in my class).

    knogoodidleft
    Member

    damn magnus, your digging yourself into a hole here, its kinda painful watching.

    you don’t know 1 thing about any kind of fighting technique, besides ripping off ears and kicking in the groin.

    and no, only you sit around dwelling about what your going to do next time somebody tries to take your lunch money, 76% of statistics are made up on the spot.

    is that the best you got? im weak cause I live in Florida, good job. just curious to how you know us Floridans love the cubans as much as you do.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
    Member

    egnilk66 Hey professor…act what way exactly? Everyone who sees you as the pussy little retard you are must have been raped? Good logic. Point of fact people who bring it up constantly and with reasoning were usually victims of said behavior. ie: you. Dumbass. lol “never said I was tough or that wanted to fight anyone or that I’m a fighter. Although, at this point, fighting you would give me much pleasure and you great displeasure.” Don’t assume anyone her is as stupid as you are. You know what you said and what was implied in your statements. Again the… Read more »

    egnilk66
    Member

    Is there somewhere that I can meet you for a face to face conversation?

    egnilk66
    Member

    Douche bag.

    knogoodidleft
    Member

    i never said i was tough because im in florida, i was giving you a location to find me.

    1. what is there to know? go to work, pay bills, study for school, dont drink and drive, if it feels good then its bad for you? enlighten me your reality.
    2. you dont know my fighting techniques.
    3. “In the real … own nuts” by who? you? your speculating
    4. ive been punched/kicked before, its not fun.
    5. I am sitting down.

    knogoodidleft
    Member

    enlighten me to* your reality

    despite rumors
    Member

    This makes me happy 🙂

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
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    Sadist ^ “Is there somewhere that I can meet you for a face to face conversation?” Summed up nicely. Mr tough guy claiming he’s not trying to be a tough guy. Mr bullshit. Mr internet hero. Thank you for confirming everything I’ve said about you in absolution. Stop posting for your own sake. For knogood . 1.what is there to know? go to work, pay bills, study for school, dont drink and drive, if it feels good then its bad for you? enlighten me your reality. That wasn’t even close to being a real point or series of questions. Please… Read more »

    knogoodidleft
    Member

    okay, your right, im wrong, i now see your points are clear and valid, i see where i went astray in my ….HAHAHAHAHA , sorry couldn’t keep that up, your pathetic man. You have some serious issues that needs to be resolved before you do something dumb and reckless.

    so where do you live?

    Paul_Is_Drunk
    Member

    Wow. Is this a record on comments?

    I’ve been in quite a few fights, and even won most of them, but there is no way I’d fight this guy. He’d kick my ass.

    That’s reality.

    knogoodidleft
    Member

    yeah he would defiantly kick my ass, you tube him. He uses his art as a stunt fighter, cant find a video of him in a real fight. I was never impressed with stunt fighters, all staged fighters and everything is choreographed doing dumb shit you would never do in a real fight. backflip kick triple flip combo! and 4 guys fall to the floor.

    Deleted_User
    Member

    Ok so I stopped reading halfway thru but to pretty much sum it all up;
    Guns > Muay Thai,
    end of discussion.

    lol

    knogoodidleft
    Member

    I’m going call it a record, 70 posts and still on front page

    Brigantyna
    Member

    Stunning…I’ve never seen so many tiny penises gathered together in one place.

    Oh…and Tony Jaa is totally lickable.

    Caio
    Member

    I have read this thread through and have reached a conclusion:

    Mangus will feel all nice and smug and 2 punk for martial arts until *Mongolians* take over his country and kill his family. Then he’ll be the first angrily begging some Franciscan for shaolin training.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
    Member

    knogoodidleft It’s you’re not your you fucking twat. As in you are a fucking twat. Not your fucking twat as in the dangling meat hooks that hang on you where most men wear their penises. Way to shoot yourself in the foot while making your grand statement. lol Wisebrute stopped in for 2 seconds and lived up to his name. See the point kid? Your twinkle toes bullshit is comical and useless. One day you may find yourself on the wrong side of a gun because you thought you could round house it out of some guy’s hand. Preemptive bravo… Read more »

    colin
    Member

    caio, the only things mongolians could take over is the skinny ass horses they ride to work making sand into mud by spittting on it. magnus and his family will be fine, at least until the mongolians can figure out how to take care of themselves.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
    Member

    “okay, your right, im wrong, i now see your points are clear and valid, i see where i went astray in my ….HAHAHAHAHA , sorry couldn’t keep that up, your pathetic man. You have some serious issues that needs to be resolved before you do something dumb and reckless.

    so where do you live?”

    It’s YOU’RE you fucking retard!

    You want to sling dumb around when you can’t even get grade 3 grammar right?

    Take a deep breathe please and hold it. Forever.

    Ando
    Member

    Oh god.
    I can’t believe i just read all of that pathetic childish shit.
    I’m actually embarrassed for both of you.

    knogoodidleft
    Member

    your just an angry person huh? your right, it is you’re, butt know time to rite long gotta go to skool.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
    Member

    Ando

    Quit talking to your balls and look at the computer.

    knogoodidleft

    How come you’re never funny? If you could try and be a little funny that’d be awesome. Thanks.

    PS: ninja kick

    colin
    Member

    magnus, i love you so much, you are right in every way, and so was the guy who said guns

    nyoki
    Member

    I think the gerbil you shoved up your ass has Lemmywinked it’s way up into your brain.

    Rosie O’Donnell knickers.

    I’ve never seen so many tiny penises gathered together in one place.

    Is there somewhere that I can meet you for a face to face conversation?

    These are some classic lines. Great thread.

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