Comments on: Bible Spoilers – Jesus Dies http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/10/09/bible-spoilers-jesus-dies/ My Confined Space is an image blog with user submitted pictures of anything and everything, funny, serious or dark. Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:22:17 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: ColombianMonkey http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/10/09/bible-spoilers-jesus-dies/comment-page-1/#comment-169422 ColombianMonkey Sat, 20 Dec 2008 00:59:39 +0000 http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/10/09/bible-spoilers-jesus-dies/#comment-169422 @<a href="#comment-70390" rel="nofollow">Illuminatus</a>: WIN! @Illuminatus: WIN!

]]> By: Illuminatus http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/10/09/bible-spoilers-jesus-dies/comment-page-1/#comment-70390 Illuminatus Wed, 10 Oct 2007 18:56:55 +0000 http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/10/09/bible-spoilers-jesus-dies/#comment-70390 <i>HE DOESNT! i actually checked. in two different versions of the bible. im too lazy to actually find where he does :D</i> It must be because you haven't the appropriate edition of the Bible certified and approved by the Lord Himself. Whichever that one is... HE DOESNT! i actually checked. in two different versions of the bible. im too lazy to actually find where he does :D

It must be because you haven’t the appropriate edition of the Bible certified and approved by the Lord Himself. Whichever that one is…

]]> By: Caio http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/10/09/bible-spoilers-jesus-dies/comment-page-1/#comment-70348 Caio Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:36:50 +0000 http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/10/09/bible-spoilers-jesus-dies/#comment-70348 Wow, Alec, I bet you think you were making an amazing point there. But you fucking failed. Three of the books give, in detail, the exact same story with only a few trifling differences. The Gospel of John says Jesus carried his own cross and the other three say it was carried for him. Wow, I guess that disproves all religion. There are plenty of places the bible contradicts itself. In fact, thousands of places. But if you really want to get that bitchy teen angstheist thing going, you're going to have to do at least a slight amount of research, or google one of the million sites on that very topic. Wow, Alec, I bet you think you were making an amazing point there. But you fucking failed.

Three of the books give, in detail, the exact same story with only a few trifling differences. The Gospel of John says Jesus carried his own cross and the other three say it was carried for him. Wow, I guess that disproves all religion.

There are plenty of places the bible contradicts itself. In fact, thousands of places. But if you really want to get that bitchy teen angstheist thing going, you’re going to have to do at least a slight amount of research, or google one of the million sites on that very topic.

]]> By: mechaxl http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/10/09/bible-spoilers-jesus-dies/comment-page-1/#comment-70332 mechaxl Wed, 10 Oct 2007 16:03:39 +0000 http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/10/09/bible-spoilers-jesus-dies/#comment-70332 l2read. they tailor the story towards different groups of people. l2read. they tailor the story towards different groups of people.

]]> By: AlecDalek http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/10/09/bible-spoilers-jesus-dies/comment-page-1/#comment-70277 AlecDalek Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:52:45 +0000 http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/10/09/bible-spoilers-jesus-dies/#comment-70277 He dies 4 times. Once in each of the first 4 books of the new testament (Matthew, Mark, Luke, John). They each tell the story slightly differently, but I'm sure that an all knowing, all powerful being can fix that at some point. He dies 4 times. Once in each of the first 4 books of the new testament (Matthew, Mark, Luke, John). They each tell the story slightly differently, but I’m sure that an all knowing, all powerful being can fix that at some point.

]]> By: bc293 http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/10/09/bible-spoilers-jesus-dies/comment-page-1/#comment-70248 bc293 Wed, 10 Oct 2007 07:32:35 +0000 http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/10/09/bible-spoilers-jesus-dies/#comment-70248 HE DOESNT! i actually checked. in two different versions of the bible. im too lazy to actually find where he does :D HE DOESNT! i actually checked. in two different versions of the bible. im too lazy to actually find where he does :D

]]> By: LordSethD http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/10/09/bible-spoilers-jesus-dies/comment-page-1/#comment-70226 LordSethD Wed, 10 Oct 2007 04:18:35 +0000 http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/10/09/bible-spoilers-jesus-dies/#comment-70226 If I were a christians and hasd a bible... I would look on that page to see if it's true... If I were a christians and hasd a bible… I would look on that page to see if it’s true…

]]> By: Ben1605 http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/10/09/bible-spoilers-jesus-dies/comment-page-1/#comment-70165 Ben1605 Tue, 09 Oct 2007 23:03:54 +0000 http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/10/09/bible-spoilers-jesus-dies/#comment-70165 I am tempted to look in a Bible and say 'HAH! YOU'RE WRONG!! IT DOESN'T HAPPEN ON 681!!!' I am tempted to look in a Bible and say ‘HAH! YOU’RE WRONG!! IT DOESN’T HAPPEN ON 681!!!’

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