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October 4, 2007 at 5:14 pm
….I’d hit it. I’d seduce her, make her dye her hair cuz I hate blonde women, and then hit it. But regardless, I’d hit it.
And I’m soo American that if I got interrupted during said “hitting it” time, I’d get red, white and blue balls.
October 4, 2007 at 5:20 pm
This is great….Let the “Typcal ***** Girl” comments fly….
Typical Mexican girl is short, round in the…well…everywhere, gets food stamps, is in America illegaly, has sold chiclets at the border, and has 23 babies from 18 different dudes.
October 4, 2007 at 5:20 pm
illegally rather
October 4, 2007 at 5:28 pm
Ok….maybe they haven’t sold chiclets.
October 4, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Of course…..that’s about the same as the Typical Wal-Mart Employee and Shopper!
October 4, 2007 at 5:32 pm
I knew a mexican girl who had this wierd ass. It started like, below the normal ass-starting area, and connected to the back of her knees. And ever since then, I noticed about 90% of mexican women have the same ass.
October 4, 2007 at 5:33 pm
and it was flat too, huh!?!?!
October 4, 2007 at 5:37 pm
Quite the contrary. Latin women are notorius for large asses. Its just..these asses are large, but also far below the normal assline on a good white woman. like God intended.
October 4, 2007 at 5:53 pm
Irregardless, the girl in the pic is still fug. And yes, the mexican ass is a well documented latino phenomenon like the chupacabra and organ theft.
October 4, 2007 at 5:54 pm
hahahaha and words like “Irregardless”
October 4, 2007 at 5:54 pm
Pale skin is sexy.
October 4, 2007 at 6:04 pm
oh, yeah, the pastier the better. I like em see thru if i can arrange it. Plus emo bangs, gotta have emo bangs, then you can’t see what you are throwin it into.
Irregardlessito….
October 4, 2007 at 6:07 pm
Mm. Irregardless of the irregardlessness, pale skin is sexy. I love my women whiter than your Ipod headphones. Especially when the paleness is offset by wild eyeshadow colors, and funky hairdos.
October 4, 2007 at 6:14 pm
Hair dye is the best thing that ever happened to pale skin. OK, so maybe Ann Rice is. Or maybe corsets.
October 4, 2007 at 6:16 pm
and freaky tattoos and piercings, gotta have those. And split tongues. And a third titty. Yeah, get me some of that Total Recall three titty action! And midgets, cause why the hell not? L.P.’s need lovin too. And even if they piss ya off, you can just chuck em out the window with little to no effort.
October 4, 2007 at 6:17 pm
I don’t think the problem here is pale. It’s like a weird discolouration with lots of red. And she kind of looks greasy. Some girls can pull of pale but not this one.
I dunno, it’s all about the combination really. A hot girl is greater than the sum of her parts.
October 4, 2007 at 6:22 pm
Well I was never into the whole vampire thing. And Ann Rice is a loser. Remember when she decided to publish a book without an editor cuz she’s “such a great author she doesn’t need one?” People hated that shit. And when confronted, she said they could have their money back by mailing thier books to her [at a fake address in New Orleans.] Two weeks later God hit New Orleans with hurricanes. Also, she threatened to bring legal action onto people writing fanfics using her characters.
October 4, 2007 at 6:44 pm
I’d do her because I’d pretty much f#$* anything with a vag and a pulse after it had a shower. And most of you would too.
October 4, 2007 at 6:45 pm
And then she found Jesus. That was HILARIOUS!
She basically said all her previous work was unholy crap. She’s insane and egotistical all wrapped up in one crazy old cat lady package. Too bad the hurricane didn’t get her too.
October 4, 2007 at 6:47 pm
showers don’t get rid of STD’s bob. That’s why it burns when you piss.
October 4, 2007 at 7:06 pm
Give Anne Rice a break. She’s not only old, but her health is fucked. She was in a coma for a while. Her brain’s probably just broken.
October 4, 2007 at 8:18 pm
On the contrary, I dislike the emo look but I find pale skin sexy. You know, like the nerdy look.
October 4, 2007 at 9:01 pm
Emo boys look like girls, except emo girls look like monsters.
it’s fucking disgusting.
October 5, 2007 at 1:21 am
This is why I’m going back to Europe.
October 5, 2007 at 2:10 am
haha,you don’t know mexican hotties beacause most illegal immigrants in the usa are the fugliest people in the continent, and yeah, european pale girls are th best.
October 5, 2007 at 8:59 am
El…
You’re right…there’s like one one MexiChick to about 1000 really illegally nastified chiclet seller ones. Maybe Less.