Let’s see how many things are wrong here:

1. Figurines are not typical scale

2. No saving throw for Black Leaf… most thieves are good at pulling their hands back in a hurry

3. Girls outnumbering boys at an RPG session

4. Any D&D player who could cast REAL spells would immediately fry some jocks

5. NO DICE

6. No D&D player reacts to a character death like that (despite urban legend)

7. The DM is the one who says if your light spell blinds anything

8. You don’t become a Wiccan priestess THAT quick!

9. Really badly drawn perspective shots

So, yeah, Jackie boy didn’t exactly do a lot of research… his kind never does