1984 was not an instruction manual

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    1. Things Liberals like to do:

      Complain
      Have abortions.
      Burn Bibles and Talmuds, but not Qu’rans because liberals think Islam is “beautiful” and “peaceful” since it is not apart of Western civilization and is therefore “exotic” to them (even though Islam is the complete antithesis of liberalism).
      Take it in the ass
      Complain
      Patronize minorities from the comfort of their white gated-off suburban neighborhoods.
      End all of their anti-conservative smears with a question mark, a clever political slogan or “oh wait.”
      Listen to Conservative talk radio. There is no liberal talk radio, so liberals listen to Bill O’Reilly, then call him a fat stupid asshole and disagree with everything he says.
      Complain
      Quote 1984, Animal Farm or Brave New World
      Watch The Birdcage over and over and over and over and…
      Complain
      Talk about how Republicans fuck everything up without giving solutions.
      Attend art school.
      Take it in the ass a few more times, while complaining.

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      • Complain — We point out problems, instead of IGNORING THEM

        Have abortions.—- We give people the right to choose, NOT THE STATE

        Burn Bibles and Talmuds, but not Qu’rans because liberals think Islam is “beautiful” and “peaceful” since it is not apart of Western civilization and is therefore “exotic” to them (even though Islam is the complete antithesis of liberalism).—– We can’t believe the hypocrisy of people who are supposed to ‘love thy neighbor’ but then hate a whole religious group or race because they’re different

        Take it in the ass — to childish is reply to

        Complain – ahhhh….

        Patronize minorities from the comfort of their white gated-off suburban neighborhoods. — No, we just don’t hate and ignore them

        End all of their anti-conservative smears with a question mark, a clever political slogan or “oh wait.” – Your a genius? oh wait

        Listen to Conservative talk radio. There is no liberal talk radio, so liberals listen to Bill O’Reilly, then call him a fat stupid asshole and disagree with everything he says. — We listen to Rush Limbaugh so we can get both sides, not close out the other like conservatives. We don’t need talk shows because we can read books!

        Complain — Oh, I get it now, your being excessive to prove your point in the name of comedy, herp de derp

        Quote 1984, Animal Farm or Brave New World
        Watch The Birdcage over and over and over and over and… — Those are awesome books.

        Complain

        Talk about how Republicans fuck everything up without giving solutions. — G. H. W. Bush handed a $290 billion deficit to Clinton, built up from him and Reagan. Clinton handed knucklehead a $230 billion surplus and handed Obama a $1.3 trillion deficit. I could go on, but I have to go to the grocery store with my wife.

        Attend art school. – I can’t believe it, a conservative basing all talking points on stereotypes!

        Take it in the ass a few more times, while complaining. — dumb

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      • Oh, and I’ve never seen the birdcage…

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    2. iddqd, Is that post just a really stupid joke/troll or are you honestly dumb as all fuck? I mean you can’t honestly express yourself in that way and not be inconceivably stupid.

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    3. Stupid? or an INSIGHTFULL GENIUS WHO FINALLY GETS IT?!!

      and your opinions dont count, you are/were canadian….

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    4. I will agree with 90% of that

      *golf clap*

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    5. What about a republican turning out to be a fag every other week? real good family values, ok….

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    6. how about the democrats are messed up and blaming the republicans, while the republicans are busy blaming the democrats while neither has a real solution?

      “it is easy to point out the wrong way but hard to point the right one”

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    7. Thanks to nnmnu, here are more things that liberals like to do:

      – Complain
      – Post long-winded rants that turn into flame wars
      – Have unprotected underage sex.
      – Complain
      Laugh at conservatives who turn out to be pedophilic sick fucks while at the same time trying to legalize baby fucking.
      – Call everyone “racist” and/or “Nazi”
      – Watch pr0n
      – Complain
      – Accuse institutions and countries they disagree with of apartheid and fascism while not knowing what the term means.
      – Complain
      – Take it in the ass a few more times, while complaining.

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    8. javboy is right, and who the fuck is trying to legalize baby fucking? Or is that just a secret fantasy of yours?

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    9. Damn… Can’t you people get over it? I hate Republicans and I hate Democrats, as most should, though I’m against anarchy, so as far as both parties are concerned I’m alright. I don’t really know what your parents were on when you were brought up, but I know for a fact, that the government likes to force us to take it up the ass ALOT, but they do somethings right. Right? Maybe… So, instead of this entire sight just becoming a fucking message board about politics and just the same as CNN, MSBNC, and FoxNews, all mashed together as some horrible republocrat mass of doom, why not we just quit arguing about this shit and only reply if you have something MAYBE worthwhile to add to the discussion. Fuck, you know I wasted all my time writing this, and probably more of your time reading this, as we know most people on the internet are completely illiterate, I’m still gonna get the shit flamed outta me, and this whole Democrats vs. Republican debate is gonna continue. Why the hell doesn’t SNK/Capcom make an ass load of cash off this and just make a remake of SNK vs. Capcom and instead throw in politicians. Everyone wins! We can beat the shit out of politicians and a couple more already rich people get richer!

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    10. FUCK YES, ABORTIONS!

      For every baby you save, I plan to get three abortions! Who’s with me? :3

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    11. get three and the fourth is free!

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    12. Do we get one of those punch cards? Oh, oh. Let’s make it funny. Make it a punch card with little baby symbols on them and use the hole punch on the head. 😀

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    13. Excellent.

      Fetus pr0n anyone? ‘Cause you know, we’re deviant liberals that sit around and listen Bill O’Reily. Disagree with everything he says can be so tiring. What about global warming? DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. NAO.

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    14. I believe we are experiencing a “quantum thread” ware the topic goes in 2 opposite directions simultaneously.

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    15. “LOL fags” has to be the greatest comeback ever on the internet, amirite?

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    16. now throw up some gang signs for the win, democrats represent yo yo yo!

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    17. Firstly, liberal != democrat.

      Secondly, I point you all here.

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    18. There’s Liberal talk radio. Except instead of actual politically knowledgeable people, that channel (name escapes me) just gets celebrities who are vaguely associated with politics.

      Last time I was in the States it was Al Franken, Jeanenne Garofalo (sp?) and Chuck D. Franken was as loud-mouthed as Rush, but worse because he thinks he’s funny. And fuck he’s not even in the range of funny. Garofalo is the personification of a fifteen-year dead trend, and Chuck D, ditto, and he’s nothing without Flava Flav.

      Honestly, listening to it gave me a huge amount of nostalgia for the late-70s and early-90s. Do you realize how old and embarassing Kurt Cobain and Gilda Ratner would be right now if they weren’t lucky enough to have died young.

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    19. Oh yeah, and Iddq’s baby-raping comment reminded me of why you americans only have two parties. And mikki’s link makes me think Paul’s Sisyphus comment the other day was right.

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    20. I’m a conservative and I like to rape babies too.
      Maybe conservatives and liberals aren’t so different afterall?

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    21. I’m not sure that I understand the comment from iddqd that started all of this. I mean, this isn’t a quote from 1984. And are we supposed to enjoy being spied on and having our rights eroded? But maybe he also booed the headline this morning that said the domestic spy satellites are being held up because of privacy concerns. Yup, those ‘crazy’ ‘liberals’ want their privacy in (of all places) the land of the free. Wow, they must be pretty ‘liberal’ wanting to hang onto their freedom, especially when the definition of CONSERVATIVE is: “holding to traditional attitudes and values and cautious about change or innovation”. Now who’s the ‘liberal’? The Democrats or Bush?

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    22. Basic conservatism is an admirable position, as is basic liberalism. It’s when you get into the “Let’s nuke everybody that listens to the Dixie Chicks” or the “Bush planned 9-11” shit that people turn into retards.

      iddqd… for every baby-fucker that votes democrat there’s a bunch of southern baptist Republicans who think that God made AIDS to kill fags.

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    23. Thanks to natakamus, here are more things that liberals/Democrats like to do:

      – Complain
      – Continue the rebellious period in their teen years where most people say “FUCK YOU” to their parents then grow out of it. Liberals still hate daddy for spanking them after catching them in the closet jacking off on the cat’s fur, and associate God, Republicans, Police and Military figures (U.S. Military, they would rub any invading country’s soldier’s balls while they raped them in the ass) basically anyone with authority because they remind them of their daddy. The only adult figures who are accepted by Liberals are their pot smoking whacked out college professors because they remind them of the stoner uncle they had that broke their ass-hymen for the first time.
      – Complain
      – Take it in the ass a few more times, while complaining.

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    24. “javboy is right, and who the fuck is trying to legalize baby fucking? Or is that just a secret fantasy of yours? ”
      -nnmnu

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nambla

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    25. Is it bad that I like 1984 because the government wins in the end?

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    26. That was a pretty epic troll considering Diabeetus just copied and pasted that from Encyclopedia Dramatica.

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    27. Who has made this picture? I want to spread it on my t-shirts!!

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