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First it was cooking, then it was cleaning, but now I have to iron the clothes too?!?! Fuck that. I want a sex change so I can scratch my balls while playing Halo 3 and have someone make *me* a sandwich.
FIRST OF ALL, I’ve never once scratched my bawls whilst playing Halo 3. I always pause the game first and tell my party/team I have an itch. SECOND! What kind of sammich?