Comments on: Vita Raidum Suppositories

By: Ando

Ando — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 08:33:56 +0000

I wonder if anyone took them up on their guarantee?

By: Billy Manic

Billy Manic — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 00:57:24 +0000

“For directions see other side.”

*wink wink*

Ok, sorry.

By: MrPsychic

MrPsychic — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 23:32:07 +0000

Only a few steps away from Head-On radiation… Apply directly to your skull.

By: borandi

borandi — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 22:23:45 +0000

All isotopes of Radium are radioactive. Radium is also over one million times more radioactive than the same mass of uranium, and it’s product, Radon, is also radioactive. First decay of Radium is the alpha particle, very dangerous to humans.

Damn, physics was helpful for something.

By: Aristoi

Aristoi — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 19:58:41 +0000

“Vita Radium Suppositories (ca.1930) – Produced by the Home Products Company of Denver, Colorado, these suppositories were guaranteed to contain real radium – and probably did.”
www.orau.org/PTP/collection/quackcures/radsup.htm

By: Hepathos

Hepathos — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 17:27:07 +0000

So if I put one up my Winnie-the-Poo, and tuch a random animal, I will gain it’s powers?

By: Ando

Ando — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 17:01:11 +0000

FYI that box is big. Each one is the size of a melon.
Very good for you though, so I’ve heard.

By: Ben1605

Ben1605 — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 16:47:51 +0000

Probably because it is radioactive egnilk :p

By: egnilk66

egnilk66 — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 16:12:02 +0000

“Radium” sounds too much like radiation to want to put it up my ass.

By: t-rex jesus

t-rex jesus — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 16:03:19 +0000

Shove radium up your ass and you’ll be shitting out your lungs.

A++++++ would buy again.