Superman’s Justice Jogger

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Why does superman need a robot chair to jog him places?

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    12 Responses to Superman’s Justice Jogger

    1. Superman is a consumer whore.

      He plasters his fat ass all over everything.

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    2. This was the period between when the horse threw him and when he died of bedsores.

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    3. Superman is a dick. Simple is that.

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    4. LMFAO @ “power stepping action!” xD

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    5. Well, with Hitler and Michael Vick out of the picture, someone has to do the power-stepping!!

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    6. LOL @ Hepathos. Along with that, this just proves that Superman is a dick AND a lazy-ass.

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    7. Hmm.

      I just realised.

      People say he’s all, brave, and stuff. But. He can’t die. He’s invincible.

      so it’s like. You’re so brave, for doing something which poses no threat to you at all.

      Good Job.

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    8. The fucker has too many powers. The writers couldn’t hold their wad and just gave him everything.

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    9. Superman CAN die. Pretty friggin easly.

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    10. Wow, only one Christopher Reeve joke, and a subtle one at that. I’m disappointed in you guys.

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    11. Look at me, I can fly, beat the shit out of anyone, shoot lasers, have cold breath (somehow), and do a whole bunch of crazy shit no one else can! What’s that, a GREEN ROCK? I HAVE BEEN UNDONE!!

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    12. P.S. did anyone notice how much fucking kryptonite laneded on earth. What’re the odds of that??

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