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Real Time with Bill Maher- New Rule: Erectile Dysfunction “We may never know what the World Trade Center meant to our enemies, but our inability to build anything on the site in six years symbolizes our national head up the ass. You know it took two years to build the Eiffel Tower in the 1880s, by hand, by French guys while screwing their mistresses. Of course we can’t rebuild Iraq, we can’t get shit done in SoHo. And while we’re on the subject, New Rule: Conspiracy Weary “Crazy people, who still think the government brought down the Twin Towers in a controlled explosion have to stop thinking I’m the one being naive.

If you know any Camus, the only acceptable answer to life is to approach it as Sisyphus would, for “…one must imagine Sisyphus happy.” Nice use of obscure reference though, you get 3 points. Though I’d imagine you meant it in the allegory of traditional Greek myth and not as a simile for the lifestyle of man in the modern era as described by modern day Absurdism.

Anyway, as for Vlad:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Night_Attack

I’m going to go beer bong some Pabst and start a petition to return the Statue of Liberty to France. Maybe we can get Japan to build us a giant mechwarrior of ass-kicking peace instead.

But, anyway, I’m going to take your mini-history lesson with a grain of salt, as Vlad the Impaler was not only a *Turkish vassal* and grew up in Istanbul, but didn’t actually live “at the same time” as the battle of Tours, but 700 years later. Whatever maintaining of his own independence he did was for nought, because the Ottomans quickly became the masters of Wallachia, much of Ukrainia, and later parts of Hungry, so I don’t imagine he held the tides back or anything.

Where you from then asshole, Mexico?

You’re the one with the ultra sensitive nipples who’s acting like a whiny bitch despite essentially admitting he’s wrong.

You don’t have to kiss France’s ass but you can lick mine, soldier boy.

btw: said tower was actually supposed to be built in Canada, where I’m from, but they turned it down for God knows why.

I’m just tired of the unfunny jokes by brain dead retards like you about France being some pussy of a country when anyone with a fucking brain knows it’s quite the opposite.

Americans owe the French their entire revolution, if not the very idea of democracy itself(sorry Greece).

But now entire western hemisphere should get down on it’s knees and kiss France’s ass?

Go eat a proverbial dick.