Half-Life 2 Is Nonrealistic
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September 24, 2007 at 11:08 am
Can someone explain to me this black people watermelon thing?
September 24, 2007 at 11:12 am
Well Half-Life is set in the future… maybe black people are not black at all!
September 24, 2007 at 11:14 am
Two people voted five stars for this tired racist shit? It’s not even funny. I mean, make the same joke about a white guy being offered Starbucks…it’s still lame as hell.
September 24, 2007 at 11:16 am
IS DAT SUM STARBUCKS? Oh fuck, I need coffee. Gimme, nao!
September 24, 2007 at 11:49 am
I’m a white cracker milktoast geeky white dude and I don’t care for Starbucks one darned tootin bit! Damned white people, we just love our espresso!
September 24, 2007 at 11:52 am
@ JCDenton
Ok, here goes…
Half-Life 2′s “stunning realism” was shattered when I attempted to give a Milktoast White member of my squad a freshley brewed cup of Starbucks bold coffee which he eyed pensively, but ultimately ignored.
There you go….digs on white people are fun!!!
September 24, 2007 at 11:52 am
@iddqd
It’s because it’s half-eaten, you fool!
September 24, 2007 at 11:53 am
I lol’d. For three minutes.
September 24, 2007 at 11:53 am
I’m white and I don’t like coffee! WHAT AM I?
September 24, 2007 at 11:54 am
@Hepathos
That makes you a RACIST!!!!!!
September 24, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Well. Somethign I DO know something about. See, my grandpappy who we’ve lovingly nickname “doc” or “papa brown” owns a farm in Georgia. I used to go there for my summers as a wee lad. Now, in ‘da durtay souf’ as the dark ones call it black people freaking LOVE watermelon. My grandpa has some watermelon crop and one year the whole thing was bought up by one black guy. We asked if it was for a graduation or a party and he said, “No, just me and my wife and kids.” and he climbed into his 55 chevy with 4 kids in that back sitting on top of 35 melons. If only I had known this would have been an internet meme, I would have snapped teh fotoz.
September 24, 2007 at 12:13 pm
@DG
That, my frickin farm friend, was a heart warming story.
September 24, 2007 at 12:30 pm
This is the second time I’ve had to point out that JCDenton has a piss poor sense of humour and should probably stop coming here. It only seems to upset the boy.
Seriously, are you the kind of person who burns his hand on an oven element and then 5 mins later does it again to see if it’s still hot?
September 24, 2007 at 12:35 pm
I’ve never really found the black/watermelon thing that funny. I wouldn’t call it racist though, liking a specific fruit is hardly a negative stereotype.
September 24, 2007 at 12:37 pm
You want racist?? Have a look at BET – Black Entertainment Television….or Black History Month…or the United Negro College Fund.
September 24, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Don’t you understand? If black people own it, they can call it black, and it’s out of “pride”. If white people own it, and they call it “white” then its out of “biggotry”.
Just fill in the blanks “White entertainment television” “White history month” doesn’t that just SCREAM “equality” ?
September 24, 2007 at 1:00 pm
OOhhhh Now it makes total sense.
September 24, 2007 at 1:20 pm
All I have to say is….*click*
September 24, 2007 at 1:27 pm
hahaha
The bottom line is that race related humor is FUNNY….
By all means, post some funny cracker joke pictures or whatever. It’s ALL good.
September 24, 2007 at 2:03 pm
When did so many sensitive PC people and bible thumpers start coming to MCR? Was there simultaneously a segment on PBS and Fox News, or something?
September 24, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Seeing a floating hunk of watermelon in HL2 would make me lol all over the place regardless.
September 24, 2007 at 7:45 pm
Hepathos: I’m pretty sure that makes you an Uncle Tom.
September 25, 2007 at 9:36 am
Am I a bad person for laughing like a maniac at that? Or am I just wierd?
October 9, 2007 at 10:19 pm
i can say the word nigger, you know why?
white people invented the word, thats like making it illeagal for black people to eat watermelon in the first place, this is all part of the great circle of life and jcpenny needs to learn that or whatever the hell his name is
so nigger
and jesse jackson is not a nigger, i am more of a nigger than he is, nigger, nigger, nigger, negro, and nigger.
i love niggers
nigga.
October 9, 2007 at 11:14 pm
I recently played through Half-life 1 all the way, and in some ways it was the awesomest game ever, and in some ways it was the most piece of shit collection of jumping puzzles in the history of jumping puzzles.
Now the critics seem to think that Half-life 2 has way less jumping puzzles and the good parts are better, and the dialogue is written by the Old Man Murray dude, which really tempts me to buy it. On the other hand, I don’t want to buy the game and find out I just bought a fuckload of jumping puzzles, because even the most realistic and well-rendered jumping puzzles are motherfucking jumping puzzles.
Can anyone who’s played the game give me some advice?
June 10, 2008 at 4:40 am
If you’re crap at FPS games and enjoy being dragged around on rails shooting at whatever pops up and shouts “ooga booga” then get it.
I only got it for CS:S.