Uncle Pete…

WTF?!!?

My Uncle Pete comes over sometimes.

He lives with us every now and then. he is really kind to me – holding me, listening to me, and making me feel loved.

One night when he was holding me, he started touching my private parts. Over time, he taught me to touch and play with his. It felt very strange, scary and a little good too. He told me it was OK, that this means he really loves me. This went on for several months. He told me, “This is our special secret.”

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    AppleSauce
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    Does someone have the link to the rest of this book?

    Hepathos
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    Apple, trust me, you don’t want to see the rest.

    Anonymous
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    dormitem.com/blog/193

    It’s right-wing Christian propaganda. “You got teh gay because of Uncle Pete! Let God into your heart and you’ll be saved!”

    EvilDon
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    It sounds like natakamus is remembering some things from his childhood…or maybe his adulthood…

    Anonymous
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    That’s right EvilDon… NOBODY is going to tell me why I like the cock, or what God is going to provide that’s better than a fat, juicy slab of salami.

    EvilDon
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    teeheehee That was incredible natakamus. I do not have a reply.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
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    That little cocktease was clearing asking for it.

    Poor uncle Pete. He’s going to get his heart broke.

    I wish they’d make these for lesbians. How hot would that be?

    EvilDon
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    mAgnUS,
    You are a sick, nasty, wretched, filthy, disgusting excuse for a human being. Welcome back. 😀

    AppleSauce
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    I was just asking because I pulled up this page in class (bypass filters) and some of my friends don’t believe me that this is a REAL book.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
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    Thanks Don 🙂

    btw this place needs an edit button. Proofreading is for penises.

    Hepathos
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    Is it me, or Uncle Dave does look like Conan O’Brian?

    EvilDon
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    He does look like Conan. whoa

    Caio
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    Wow… that uncle sure got off pretty easy.

    deuce
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    Pun intended, Caio?

    Man, if only all egregious crimes could be excused with an apology and a few tears…



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