Uncle Pete…

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My Uncle Pete comes over sometimes.

He lives with us every now and then. he is really kind to me – holding me, listening to me, and making me feel loved.

One night when he was holding me, he started touching my private parts. Over time, he taught me to touch and play with his. It felt very strange, scary and a little good too. He told me it was OK, that this means he really loves me. This went on for several months. He told me, “This is our special secret.”

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15 Responses to Uncle Pete…

applesauce (UID# 696) 0 0
September 18, 2007 at 8:53 am

Does someone have the link to the rest of this book?
hepathos (UID# 719) 1 0
September 18, 2007 at 10:31 am

Apple, trust me, you don’t want to see the rest.
natakamus (UID# 78) 1 0
September 18, 2007 at 11:15 am

dormitem.com/blog/193

It’s right-wing Christian propaganda. “You got teh gay because of Uncle Pete! Let God into your heart and you’ll be saved!”
evildon (UID# 270) 0 1
September 18, 2007 at 12:11 pm

It sounds like natakamus is remembering some things from his childhood…or maybe his adulthood…
natakamus (UID# 78) 2 0
September 18, 2007 at 12:16 pm

That’s right EvilDon… NOBODY is going to tell me why I like the cock, or what God is going to provide that’s better than a fat, juicy slab of salami.
evildon (UID# 270) 1 0
September 18, 2007 at 12:21 pm

teeheehee That was incredible natakamus. I do not have a reply.
magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 3 1
September 18, 2007 at 12:33 pm

That little cocktease was clearing asking for it.

Poor uncle Pete. He’s going to get his heart broke.

I wish they’d make these for lesbians. How hot would that be?
evildon (UID# 270) 2 0
September 18, 2007 at 12:47 pm

mAgnUS,
You are a sick, nasty, wretched, filthy, disgusting excuse for a human being. Welcome back.
applesauce (UID# 696) 0 0
September 18, 2007 at 1:13 pm

I was just asking because I pulled up this page in class (bypass filters) and some of my friends don’t believe me that this is a REAL book.
magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0 0
September 18, 2007 at 1:13 pm

Thanks Don

btw this place needs an edit button. Proofreading is for penises.
hepathos (UID# 719) 1 0
September 18, 2007 at 1:48 pm

Is it me, or Uncle Dave does look like Conan O’Brian?
evildon (UID# 270) 1 0
September 18, 2007 at 2:16 pm

He does look like Conan. whoa
the_duck (UID# 423) 0 0
September 18, 2007 at 4:41 pm

Welcome back mAgnUS, good to have you back.

Now tiki, please post something with a BMW in it and let’s get this party started.
caio (UID# 104) 2 0
September 18, 2007 at 9:17 pm

Wow… that uncle sure got off pretty easy.
deuce (UID# 933) 1 0
September 19, 2007 at 1:56 pm

Pun intended, Caio?

Man, if only all egregious crimes could be excused with an apology and a few tears…