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September 18, 2007 at 5:00 pm
I would have shit my pants…..before I made to the seat…
September 18, 2007 at 5:04 pm
Hehe, I know so many people who would desperately need to use that toilet paper after seeing that
September 18, 2007 at 5:04 pm
I’d rather have nasty skidmarks than go near that fucking thing. I’ll sacrifice my underpants to get a can of Raid. And use the whole damn thing.
September 18, 2007 at 5:05 pm
But that thing drinks Raid for an aperitif!
September 18, 2007 at 5:28 pm
The only way to get rid of it to sacrefice a virgin!… not it!
September 18, 2007 at 5:48 pm
Wow, that is one truly amazing spider. You don’t usually see them that big unless they’re also mega-hairy. I wonder what species it is, and where it lives.
September 18, 2007 at 5:54 pm
if that spider don’t leave you with a sore ass, then that hippie-fag recycled toilet paper will.
September 18, 2007 at 6:22 pm
It doesn’t appear to be a poisonous North American spider to me, unless I’m missing a serious identifying factor.
So I would have probably played with it while I poop.
September 18, 2007 at 6:22 pm
Only way to make this situation worse: Already be on the toilet, THEN notice Shelob sitting on the roll.
September 18, 2007 at 6:24 pm
Wait, isn’t this from Harry Potter?
September 18, 2007 at 6:47 pm
That picture sent my mind off on a tangent and it ended here:
how come more blind people aren’t killed by poisonous insects or spiders?
I mean a blind guy would have reached out like normal and BAM spider up the ass.
Oh and it looks to be a variation of a wolf spider. I’m probably wrong though since spiders are gross and I don’t like them.
September 18, 2007 at 6:48 pm
Hey, you know what? I know what spider that is.
It’s a huntsman spider.
I know that because I started Googling for “large brown spider”, saw an arachnid that bore some resemblance to the one here, followed the link to the page referenced; followed a link from there … and … check this out.
www.xs4all.nl/~ednieuw/australian/huntsman/Huntsman.html
Look familiar?
Oh, FWIW, they’re harmless.
September 18, 2007 at 7:46 pm
i uhhh…i dunno if thats a huntsman dude, i live in Aus and trust me, i’ve seen a LOT of huntsman…huntsman i’m not so worried about, this thing freaks me right the hell out though!! Maybe its a different type of huntsman or somethin
September 18, 2007 at 8:09 pm
In my opinion, even if it isnt poisonous, or harmful in any way shape or form, seeing a what you think to be killer spider (It HAS to have blood on his lips, or fangs, whatever you wish) and personally, i dont like to have a killer spider jump me, even if it is harmless, so before it does, I die out of sheer fear. Maybe not death, but at least a few hours of cleaning up my own fecal matter.
September 18, 2007 at 8:30 pm
Someone probably put their pet spider on the toilet paper roll and took a pic. I doubt a feral spider would perch in a spot like that so photogenically.
September 18, 2007 at 9:08 pm
Most of the really poisonous spiders are about the size of a loonie, more or less. That’s the scary shit. A huge spider isn’t likely to sneak in your shoe or under your covers, but a really poisonous spider will.
September 18, 2007 at 9:40 pm
If only Clock Spider would defend my toilet as viciously as hippie-recycled-TP spider does, I’d have no fear of the Piss Ninjas lopping off anything I need.
September 18, 2007 at 10:19 pm
cute little spider
September 19, 2007 at 1:36 am
wanna know the darndest thing about these spiders as well? Spider spray seems to do nothing but piss’em off!! lol, i once took a can of Raid, spray a spider completely white with the stuff, it just started jumping like a kangaroo on crack!!!
Then it kinda fell upside down…so i figured why the hell not, i sprayed the underside of it completely white as well and figured “Yeah, that’ll do the trick..” BWAHAHAHA. 10mins later the bastard thing started trying to crawl for the door :S in the end i just manned up and smashed it into the concrete with a shoe
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