Toilet Paper Spider

I don't think I'll be wiping today...


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    egnilk66
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    I would have shit my pants…..before I made to the seat…

    Ben1605
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    Hehe, I know so many people who would desperately need to use that toilet paper after seeing that

    Sticky
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    I’d rather have nasty skidmarks than go near that fucking thing. I’ll sacrifice my underpants to get a can of Raid. And use the whole damn thing.

    egnilk66
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    But that thing drinks Raid for an aperitif!

    Hepathos
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    The only way to get rid of it to sacrefice a virgin!… not it!

    warren
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    Wow, that is one truly amazing spider. You don’t usually see them that big unless they’re also mega-hairy. I wonder what species it is, and where it lives.

    jeffapotimus
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    if that spider don’t leave you with a sore ass, then that hippie-fag recycled toilet paper will.

    RSIxidor
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    It doesn’t appear to be a poisonous North American spider to me, unless I’m missing a serious identifying factor.

    So I would have probably played with it while I poop.

    The ATZ
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    Only way to make this situation worse: Already be on the toilet, THEN notice Shelob sitting on the roll.

    FlyingMantisShrimp
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    Wait, isn’t this from Harry Potter?

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
    Member

    That picture sent my mind off on a tangent and it ended here:

    how come more blind people aren’t killed by poisonous insects or spiders?

    I mean a blind guy would have reached out like normal and BAM spider up the ass.

    Oh and it looks to be a variation of a wolf spider. I’m probably wrong though since spiders are gross and I don’t like them.

    warren
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    Hey, you know what? I know what spider that is.

    It’s a huntsman spider.

    I know that because I started Googling for “large brown spider”, saw an arachnid that bore some resemblance to the one here, followed the link to the page referenced; followed a link from there … and … check this out.

    www.xs4all.nl/~ednieuw/australian/huntsman/Huntsman.html

    Look familiar? ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Oh, FWIW, they’re harmless.

    Wally
    Member

    i uhhh…i dunno if thats a huntsman dude, i live in Aus and trust me, i’ve seen a LOT of huntsman…huntsman i’m not so worried about, this thing freaks me right the hell out though!! Maybe its a different type of huntsman or somethin ๐Ÿ˜›

    Sorryyoulost
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    In my opinion, even if it isnt poisonous, or harmful in any way shape or form, seeing a what you think to be killer spider (It HAS to have blood on his lips, or fangs, whatever you wish) and personally, i dont like to have a killer spider jump me, even if it is harmless, so before it does, I die out of sheer fear. Maybe not death, but at least a few hours of cleaning up my own fecal matter.

    deuce
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    Someone probably put their pet spider on the toilet paper roll and took a pic. I doubt a feral spider would perch in a spot like that so photogenically.

    Caio
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    Most of the really poisonous spiders are about the size of a loonie, more or less. That’s the scary shit. A huge spider isn’t likely to sneak in your shoe or under your covers, but a really poisonous spider will.

    DemolitionsGeek
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    If only Clock Spider would defend my toilet as viciously as hippie-recycled-TP spider does, I’d have no fear of the Piss Ninjas lopping off anything I need.

    revstickman
    Member

    cute little spider

    Wally
    Member

    wanna know the darndest thing about these spiders as well? Spider spray seems to do nothing but piss’em off!! lol, i once took a can of Raid, spray a spider completely white with the stuff, it just started jumping like a kangaroo on crack!!! Then it kinda fell upside down…so i figured why the hell not, i sprayed the underside of it completely white as well and figured “Yeah, that’ll do the trick..” BWAHAHAHA. 10mins later the bastard thing started trying to crawl for the door :S in the end i just manned up and smashed it into the concrete… Read more ยป

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