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    Holy shit those are some expensive kids. They were only worth 25 points back when I was learning how to drive!

    Alec Dalek
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    What are worth more? Honour students or “mentally challenged”?

    EvilDon
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    Dalek, that can be different types of points. Points for hitting a honour student are points for “hitting” (for more difficulty). Points for hitting a “mentally challenged” kid are “laughing” points.

    Alec Dalek
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    In Canada, if you hit a moose, and live, and can drive away from it, you get so many points you can just retire from the sport.

    Wally
    Member

    Hmmm…but you have to divide up the “Mentally Challenged” kids into two categories “Fast Movers” ie Wheel Chairs, Electric Wheel Chairs and “Slow Movers” ie those on Crutches etc…

    Now of COURSE the Fast Movers are worth more 😀

    Wow, someone really needs to create an easy to read list of point values!! School Zones, here i come!!

    EvilDon
    Member

    What kind of points would I get if, rather then hitting a moose with a car, I did it with my fist? And will I get a prize too?

    Alec Dalek
    Member

    Well if you manage to knock the moose out cold, Maddox would retire and you would take over his website.

    EvilDon
    Member

    ROFFLE. No more hitting little kids. I’m going for the big game.

    iddqd
    Guest

    Fuck yes. I hate kids.

    Alec Dalek
    Member

    kids = crotch fruit



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