It’s hard to tell from this angle, but I think it’s actually a chipmunk.

And I’m comfortable enough with my manhood to admit I love chipmunks. They’re just such fascinating little things. We have tonnes of them behind where we live. I leave raw pumpkin seeds and sunflower seeds for them sometimes. They’re so stealthy I never manage to see them collect up the seeds, but they’ll be gone within an hour, tops. They’re like tiny little Sam Fishers.