The Battle For The Toy Box

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9 Responses to The Battle For The Toy Box

  1. Anyone else find it ironic they sell a God toy at a Godless giant corporation?

  2. No no no no no no no no no no no please no.

  3. OMFG. I read a book a month back with that title. About how every mid-80′s toy was going to send you to hell. Even the Care Bears and Rainbow Brite.

  4. You know…we should create an alternative-based toy company that has Jewish, Hindu, Muslim, Buddhist, Norse, and Shinto gods. I think it’d be funny to see the Christians get hypocritical again and threaten to boycott if Wal-Mart carries the brand.

  5. The four toys they list on their web site are Jesus, Mary, Moses and David. Putting aside for a moment the oddness of treating their Savior as a toy, I find it interesting that they have no Christian figures. Just Jewish ones.

  6. Shinto god toys might be a little boring, because for the most part I think they’d just be rocks and trees and rivers and shit.

  7. A shit god would be pretty awesome though.

  8. I would buy a fully poseable arkangel action figure. They’re are pretty fucking cool, with six wings and giant flaming sword

  9. “Shinto god toys might be a little boring, because for the most part I think they’d just be rocks and trees and rivers and shit.”

    ROFL

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