The Battle For The Toy Box

9 Responses to The Battle For The Toy Box

1. mrpsychic (UID# 276) 0  0

   August 4, 2007 at 3:51 pm

   Anyone else find it ironic they sell a God toy at a Godless giant corporation?

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2. ohmybob (UID# 464) 0  0

   August 4, 2007 at 4:34 pm

   No no no no no no no no no no no please no.

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3. munche (UID# 252) 0  0

   August 4, 2007 at 4:35 pm

   OMFG. I read a book a month back with that title. About how every mid-80′s toy was going to send you to hell. Even the Care Bears and Rainbow Brite.

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4. andrew (UID# 354) 0  0

   August 4, 2007 at 4:56 pm

   You know…we should create an alternative-based toy company that has Jewish, Hindu, Muslim, Buddhist, Norse, and Shinto gods. I think it’d be funny to see the Christians get hypocritical again and threaten to boycott if Wal-Mart carries the brand.

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5. eric (UID# 844) 0  0

   August 4, 2007 at 5:02 pm

   The four toys they list on their web site are Jesus, Mary, Moses and David. Putting aside for a moment the oddness of treating their Savior as a toy, I find it interesting that they have no Christian figures. Just Jewish ones.

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6. caio (UID# 104) 0  0

   August 4, 2007 at 8:13 pm

   Shinto god toys might be a little boring, because for the most part I think they’d just be rocks and trees and rivers and shit.

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7. foinlavin (UID# 840) 0  0

   August 4, 2007 at 8:21 pm

   A shit god would be pretty awesome though.

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8. hepathos (UID# 719) 0  0

   August 4, 2007 at 8:24 pm

   I would buy a fully poseable arkangel action figure. They’re are pretty fucking cool, with six wings and giant flaming sword

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9. casemods (UID# 667) 0  0

   

   August 5, 2007 at 5:11 am

   “Shinto god toys might be a little boring, because for the most part I think they’d just be rocks and trees and rivers and shit.”

   ROFL

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