Because all the works of science cannot equal the wisdom of cattle-sacrificing primitives who thought every animals species in the world lived within walking distance of Noah’s house
The Bible Motivation Poster
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July 23, 2007 at 5:22 pm
Win.
July 23, 2007 at 5:53 pm
O__O
Never thought of that’n.
July 23, 2007 at 6:32 pm
Everyone knows they didnt walk, God carried them there, DUH!
July 23, 2007 at 6:51 pm
Awesome.
“Genesis 6:15 in the Bible tells us the Ark’s dimensions were at least 135 meters long (300 cubits), 22.5 meters wide (50 cubits), and 13.5 meters high (30 cubits). That’s 450 feet long, 75 feet wide, and 45 feet high!”
Wow! Those are incredible dimensions! Try to disprove it all you like, you “scientists”! You can easily fit all species, their food (so they don’t eat each other) and still have room left for their roaming and waste and such. C’mon! It’s 135 meters long!
July 23, 2007 at 8:51 pm
ITS METAPHORICAL!
At least now that science has disproved about every word of it. 400 years ago? No way. Its was all talking snakes and burning bushes back then.
July 23, 2007 at 9:24 pm
wait wait wait, are you telling me god has the power to flood the whole friggin world, but needs some old guy to build him a boat to ferry animals in? cant he just y’know, make all the animals fly for a bit, or just replace them after he’s done?
July 24, 2007 at 12:07 am
The Old Testament God had no idea what the fark he was doing, which is why he had to go around a smite and be destructive and shiat. Also why He had to be replaced by the New Testament God and then later teh Jesus came along and everyone was like, “Yay!” The end.
July 24, 2007 at 10:29 am
And likewise that the 99% of “prayers” that go unanswered are “The lord’s work”, but the 1% that statistically happen are miraculous feats.
July 24, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Not to mention the many rewrites and edits and removals in the Bible done by monks and bishops and shit over the centuries.
July 24, 2007 at 2:05 pm
The thing what always scartred me if Noah had 3 sons, and all the remaining humans are from that 3 son that means I fooked my relativites :S
July 24, 2007 at 7:11 pm
Yep. You did.
July 24, 2007 at 7:12 pm
Scarier still, I fooked your relatives… and intend to keep doing so.
July 24, 2007 at 9:21 pm
Hehehe, we fook everything.
July 24, 2007 at 9:45 pm
Fook
Fook
Fook