Tonight, we do the “bad place” (ky advertisement)

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so who’s going to get reamed?

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    66 Responses to Tonight, we do the “bad place” (ky advertisement)

    1. Her bad place or his? Mwuhahahaha!

      This one should bring the BMW driving homophobes out of the woodwork.

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    2. He seems indifferent, and she seems pleased.

      Male buttsecks abounds.

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    3. “This one should bring the BMW driving homophobes out of the woodwork.”

      double you
      tee
      eff?

      You’re a fucking knob, dude.

      You made the same joke as the poster of the image and then thought you were being clever? Read above numbnuts…”so who’s going to get reamed?”

      That’s edgy to you? That’s some line you think people have? Wow.

      What do you want for your 13th birthday, Corky? I mean besides an oiled up body builder to suck on?

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    4. mAgnUS BUTTfoorson

      Sounds like someone got upset. Mission accomplished!

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    5. Now you leave those devilishly handsome body builders out of this, homophobe.
      But no, no I wouldn’t.
      Oil tastes funny.

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    6. Sorry but that was a double whammy of irritating.

      First he didn’t bother to read the posters joke and then thought he was hilarious for posting the exact same joke.

      Then he went on to imply there was homophobia posted in another thread when there clearly was not.

      Of course now we have the third strike where the offending loser presumes a position of intellectual puppet master like control by telling everyone he planned to out himself as a gaylord. “I missed the joke and bullshitted on purpose for reals yo”. No. No you did not.

      pjh3000: The only mission you accomplished was completing another step towards having to return a chromosome and being the first person to become retarded simply by acting enough like it.

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    7. mAgnUS BUTTfoorson, every time you hit the keyboard you sound like a lonely, twisted sad old fuck. Time to get a girlfriend my old mucka.

      I look forward to ignoring your inane drivel for the rest of eternity.

      Not getting any? Can I suggest buying some and chilling the fuck out?

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    8. pjh3000 is a loser who makes stupid comments that make no sense who makes no real contribution to the quality of this site and Magnus has been the only one to call him out on it.

      Everyone else who thinks otherwise obviously hasn’t read any of pjh3000’s other immature, retarded and useless comments and should just keep to themselves.

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    9. This is a site where people comment on retarded, useless, and immature photos. Do you really think there is going to be stimulating, intellectually challenging conversation here?

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    10. Lisa,

      I never complained about the photos being retarded, useless and immature…hell, I’ve been responsible for posting a good number of these photos (“the_duck: Burger Boy with 76 images Posted”)

      My argument is that if you’re going to leave any comments, at least make them relevant to the post, as most people’s comments have been. If you can make it funny, witty or even factual, even better…otherwise if you leave something that just is an extension of your ignorance, then you’re asking to get your ass verbally handed to you.

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    11. richardathome is just pissy because I also called him out on being an unfunny fuckhole in a previous thread who’s name and subject I can’t even remember. He’s quite the unfunny motherfucker himself and we’d all be better off if pjh3000 gave him his AIDS and then shot him. Afterwards pjh3000 would get hit by a bus.

      Lisa needs to shut the fuck up already and recognize that if you’re female and on the internet then you are required to post nekkid pictures of yourself.

      the_duck (who actually posts and contributes) nailed you both like pjh3000 nails man asshole. Hard and fast and with a purpose.

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    12. Someone’s getting anal here.

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    13. Haha this is funny. mAgnUS makes my day.

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    14. I remember this ad. Sadly, I haven’t pitched to my girl’s catcher since well before this ad. Butt(sic) don’t cry for me. Go get it, son! Make her call my name just once!

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    15. I wonder if it’s ethical to give a thread five stars for the witty repartée alone

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    16. I’m with mAgnUS BUTTfoorson on this one, pjh3000 is an idiot.

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    17. the_duck: I understand what you’re saying. However, it seems pointless to keep give a retard so much attention. Especially one on the internet and on a site that’s just a step above /b on 4Chan. It’s not like this site is an important part of life. If it is, then you need to shut off your computer and realize that you can walk out of your front door.

      mAgnUS, you disappoint me. Really. Go brush up on your Jim Norton act or just an hero, k, because you just sound like an old, pasty, bitter fuck who’s so hard up that he can’t even force his own hand to touch his dick without a few shots of tequila first. I wouldn’t do anything YOU said I was required to because, personally, I think you’re probably hoping I’m a 6 year old boy.

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    18. Hey Lisa,

      Which am I? An old perv or a pedo? Both? Except I said show naked pictures of yourself under the assumption that you’re a female. Am I old? Well to a teenager I guess I’m old…er. I guess. Oh you could have gone so many ways but you picked the wrong one. Oops. That’s okay honey. Just keep slipping by on here because you’re weaker and no one really expects much anyway. Except some shots of your titties. Why would I care if I disappoint you? All your assumptions are so pedestrian and easy. Please think things through next time k? You actually sound like you could use a good trip to your bad place.

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    19. Oh MAGNUS, you sound soooooooo pissed. What’s wrong? Met an unfuny internet joke? One that also managed to mess with your (top)secret Fallwell style homophobia? Too bad for you.

      I suggest you relax and take it easy. All the way in.

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    20. I think we all need to have a group hug!

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    21. Then a big orgy, that would make my day

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    22. so this guy lets call him A
      and the other guy B doesnt like what A does and calls him bad names that are not related to sexual orientation.
      person A then throws a fit, and calls B a homophobe.

      Conclusions anyone?

      I hear the gel type is good for man on man action.

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    23. Ahahaha, what an amusing image.

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    24. Ya cause anyone who frequents here is offended by gay sex? lol

      RJ…pull it out sunshine. Or should I pull mine out and slap your monkey face with it like an FBI agent with a brand new badge? Look at it! It commands authority.

      Now read what was actually posted you fucking retard. Nobody gave a shit that queerdick like butt play. That’s the joke from the start. It’s that he’s a moron and couldn’t be bothered to read what was posted and then thought he’d be funny and make the exact same fucking joke himself.

      That makes him a gay ass loving cock monger homo and I mean none of those as in homosexual I mean them as insults.

      Does that piss you off you limp wristed nut sucker?

      Can I piss on your face now? I hear Marys are into shit like that.

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    25. mAgnUS has leveled up!

      mAgnUS is now Lvl 36!
      Insult +2
      Originality +1
      Gay Joke +7

      mAgnUS has learned a new move!
      mAgnUS has learned “Cockslap”!

      + 69 gold.

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    26. Wow, these comments really went to the “Bad Place”…

      See what I did there? Did ya?

      Ahhhhh I crack myself up

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    27. Magnus, just out of curiosity, are you Irish or Welsh?

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    28. MAGNUS, sweetheart, you are so marvelously obscene… Threatening to cockslap someone who is hundreds (maybe thousands) of miles away from you.

      No matter how ugly/dumb/gay pjh3000 is, you have managed to demonstrate yourself as a dumber, uglier and hayer creature :-).
      You, sir, are absolutely hilarious, and the true king of Internet freaks.

      If one could rate users here, I would have given you 5.

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    29. P.S.: If you are tired of “dumb people”, try posting ONE GODDAMN SMART COMMENT, MAGNUS!

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    30. Hahaha Kaze! This thread is made of victory.

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    31. Wow, how many people does it take to make someone look stupid? You could just leave him be. Just the fact that he opened his mouth made him the fool. I don’t think help was needed.

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    32. Shut up shut up shut up !!!!!!!

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    33. Ok.

      God damn are two words not one. Smart enough for you?

      Could you please validate your claim that pjh3000 is ugly? I don’t know where that came from. Maybe it’s a cocksucker thing? Is that the kind of jab that flys at the ol’Man Eater?

      How do you even know I’m thousands of miles from you? I could be hiding in the closet you burst out of typing away on a laptop and jacking off to the old Playboys your dad bought you when he still had hope.

      I’d rate you a ‘drown this user like a bag of unwanted kittens’. My rating system is better btw.

      Lastly…I’m neither Irish nor Welsh. Not Scottish either.

      Cockslaps all around.

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    34. RJDeepthroat: Shut Up. Seriously. I swear to Science. “try posting ONE GODDAMN SMART COMMENT” Most of his comments are smart, either smart ass or intelligent.

      You happened to stumble into the middle of an epic troll thread and figured you needed to throw your two cents in so guess what? It’s tag team time bitch.

      What is it, do you suppose, that gives you the right to stroll into a thread and then hippocritically attack someone for the very same thing you’re doing now? Is it divine power? Is it the king of all threads? or are you just a stuck up ass who thinks defending idiots you don’t know makes you a good person?

      Yes I’m aware that I’m doing the exact same thing, but I’m comfortable with my hypocrisies, are you? I’m at peace with the fact that I’m a bad person. You’re need to defend others shows that you’re not.

      And don’t try to defend yourself, don’t think you can prove to me that you are a good person, because I know that you’re not. If you were a good person you never would have entered this discussion. A good person never would have stooped to your level.

      Please, do us a favor and go fail somewhere else, I’m tired of reading it here.

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    35. Man, reading this tread is better than having buttsex with a 13 years old. IN AMERICA!

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    36. lol at RJDeepthroat. Good job Jeros.

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    37. OK Magnus, you managed to pull of one single smart comment. You may take a medal. Chocolate one.

      As for how do I know how far you are, the mere fact that you are a native English speaker suggests you are not in Moscow, where I currently am. So you are hundreds, and maybe thousands miles away, as I stated before

      So no cockslaps here, sweetie-pie. Don’t get upset. Go suck a lollipop. 🙂

      P.S.: “My rating system is better btw.”
      And all the base are belong to you?

      @ Jeros

      1)Nick puns are a boring move
      2)”You happened to stumble into the middle of an epic troll thread and figured you needed to throw your two cents in so guess what?”

      Hilarity guaranteed, that’s what!

      3)”What is it, do you suppose, that gives you the right to stroll into a thread and then hippocritically attack someone for the very same thing you’re doing now”

      Mahhhhhaaahaaah. Dear lord, I didn’t attack, I just decided to pick on him and his overreaction to that pjh3000’s (boring) comment. You guys need some fresh air and a replacement sense of humor. You take occasional troll-showdowns far too serious.

      4)”Is it the king of all threads? or are you just a stuck up ass who thinks defending idiots you don’t know makes you a good person?”

      Where did you see me defend ANYBODY here? Are you hallucinating or what?

      5)”Yes I’m aware that I’m doing the exact same thing, but I’m comfortable with my hypocrisies, are you? I’m at peace with the fact that I’m a bad person. You’re need to defend others shows that you’re not.”

      I am perfectly comfortable with your hypocrisies , ROTFLMAO!

      No, really, you made my day.
      Dude, listen, I am not defending anyone, I am having fun, I don’t care what kind of person you are, and I don’t care what kind of person I am

      But your silly comment about my “defensive motive” is so fucking hilarious that this entire flame thread was worth it. Hope you are having as much fun as I do.

      “And don’t try to defend yourself, don’t think you can prove to me that you are a good person because I know that you’re not.If you were a good person you never would have entered this discussion. A good person never would have stooped to your level.”

      like I give a rat’s ass.

      You are awesome, Jeros, looking forward to laughing at some more comments like this.

      6)”Please, do us a favor and go fail somewhere else, I’m tired of reading it here.”

      Do yourself a favor and STOP READING

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    38. RJDeepOne on July 12th, 2007 4:47 pm
      “weak attempt at acting nonchalant about a thread that I’ve already committed several posts and hours of my life, not to mention countless braincells (of which I have a limited supply of)in a vain attempt to be a coolguy”

      Not buying it.

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    39. wow.

      First sarcasm. gay

      then…

      called me out on not actually being in his closet jerking off right now. (what?)

      No grasp of anything even hovering over, around, or near reality. viva piniata gay

      Trying to be a condescending elitist because you know you can’t actually compete with the humour on this humour driven site though…that takes it. Leather clad manlerina gay.

      Thanks for the virtual chocolate medal or whatever boring ass grade school bullshit you thought would fly. I mean did that really pass through your head and garner a smirk? Honestly now. Either way you lose.

      Point here being you did seek to defend someone. Otherwise you had absolutely no motivation to type a fucking word.

      You’re a smarmy lying little bitch who is as intelligent as he is funny. pjh3000 may be a fucking retard but at least his retardation is kind of like an excuse for his behavior. You’re just a born and bred bitch.

      Nobody with a brain is buying your bullshit about sitting on your brass dildo chair and chuckling to yourself about how silly us mortals are. You’re the worst kind of loser: the kind no one has broken yet.

      After someone finally pins you down and scoops dog shit into your mouth you’ll break. You’ll look in the mirror the next morning and see the reality of you. Then if everything goes as it should you’ll hang yourself. If we’re lucky…I mean really lucky…that same person who fed you dogshit will take a picture of your bloated corpse with your parents on either side giving a thumbs up and then they’ll post it on here.

      God…that made me hard.

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    40. You guys. You’re fighting on an INTERNET MESSAGE board. It doesn’t matter if someone’s posted an ‘intelligent’ comment, that doesn’t make them any less intelligent than you.

      Another enjoyable picture drowned with immature, petty, and ‘witty’ insults at each other. Sad.

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    41. Chances are pjh2000 and deepthroat over there are the same person, who just made a second account so he could come on here and defend himself to make it look like he actually has a friend somewhere in the world. FISSION MAILED!

      And who says “Rotflmao”? It’s “Roflmao”, and no one even uses that anymore.

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    42. Well, he could be Russian, Kero.

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    43. Wow.
      *pokes the charred corpses*
      you guys still breathing?

      this thread deserves a place in the history books tbh.

      and tiki : perhaps make some disclaimer/faq thing where you warn new ppl who2notfuckwith? 🙂

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    44. purple banana

      posting an intelligent message would be indicative of being more intelligent than the person reading it and finding it intelligent.

      The rest of what you said barely made sense. I can’t tell what side you’re taking if any. I think you went for a whole new overly judgmental side. That would require you be more intelligent than the people you’re passing judgment on and you’re obviously not.

      ballsdeep is a commie whore.

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    45. Magnus- who are you to judge anyone? Where are your credentials? Even if you did have any, it wouldn’t prove a damn thing because you’re acting like a child. I never said I was any more intelligent than anyone on here. Everyone’s intelligence lies in different areas, so it’s a pissing contest even then.

      I’m simply saying comments don’t have to be intelligent. They can be stupid, senseless, non sequiters, but they still provide SOMETHING to the image. I never once said someone was unintelligent- I was passing judgement on people’s actions, not people themselves. I don’t know anyone in person on here. Grow up.

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    46. “hey can be stupid, senseless, non sequiters, but they still provide SOMETHING to the image.”

      No, no they don’t. This whole thing is because his comment actually provided NOTHING to the image. He just repteated the line DIRECTLY under the image. Had you actually read any of the comment in this thread you’d know this, but instead you decided to be captian judgemental and try to pass on your non-existant wisdom to appear like the good guy trying to break up the argument that you have no place in, and you even failed at that. GG /uninstall

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    47. But I fail to see how this whole shebang affects your daily lives? What real difference does it make? None at all. It’s pitiful to see so much wasted time and effort in the post counts of some of the members of this site… Get off your asses and do something instead of wasting away in front of your computers…

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    48. You’re here too fuckwit.

      I guess you’ll only ever be happy if we’re all out inventing new energy sources and gang raping the elderly?

      Why am I even fucking responding to you?

      You’re a smarmy little faggot. Get off your ass and off that other guy’s ass too.

      If you hate this site so much then fuck off already. You don’t see me barging into your rigid dildo appreciation sites telling everyone to get a real hobby so do us all a favour and stay the fuck out of this domain.

      Here the one credential necessary in order to judge you: I can read. Based on what you type I feel comfortable calling you out as the asshole loser that you are.

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    49. Yeah because that “Total comments posted” thing is all from this week. Not cumulative over the months and or years that most of us have been regulars here.

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    50. “Get off your asses and do something instead of wasting away in front of your computers…”

      And what pray tell are you doing right now? Sitting here like the rest of us typing useless messages to people we will never ever meet. Don’t think that you are any better than the rest of us, your telling us to get off the computer is such a heaping load of hypocritical Bull Shit that it amazes me that you acutually posted it.

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    51. @ Jeros

      RJDeepOne on July 12th, 2007 4:47 pm
      “weak attempt at acting nonchalant about a thread that I’ve already committed several posts and hours of my life, not to mention countless braincells (of which I have a limited supply of)in a vain attempt to be a coolguy”

      Not buying it.”

      Not buying what? It is not even my comment you are quoting. Some kind of injoke, huh?

      @MAGNUS

      “No grasp of anything even hovering over, around, or near reality.”

      Oh, and what does hover near that “reality of yours, sweet Magnus-pie?

      “viva piniata gay”

      Cool. Magnus, once again, your flow of hilarious obscenities makes my day.

      “Trying to be a condescending elitist because you know you can’t actually compete with the humour on this humour driven site though…”

      Wow, attempt at psychoanalysis? Or what?

      “I mean did that really pass through your head and garner a smirk? ”

      Now you completely stopped making any sense whatsoever. Try harder, dear!

      “Point here being you did seek to defend someone. Otherwise you had absolutely no motivation to type a fucking word.”

      Nope, sweetheart! Point here being I don’t give a shit about you or 3000 dude, and your relationships, I only interfered to make you spew some more of your hilarious obscenities (those “viva piniata gay”-type masterpieces) and futile “insults” (or are those “threats”?), because I find those excessively funny. To me, you are yet another way to entertain myself when I am bored.

      “Nobody with a brain is buying your bullshit about sitting on your brass dildo chair and chuckling to yourself about how silly us mortals are. You’re the worst kind of loser: the kind no one has broken yet.

      After someone finally pins you down and scoops dog shit into your mouth you’ll break. You’ll look in the mirror the next morning and see the reality of you. Then if everything goes as it should you’ll hang yourself. If we’re lucky…I mean really lucky…that same person who fed you dogshit will take a picture of your bloated corpse with your parents on either side giving a thumbs up and then they’ll post it on here.

      God…that made me hard. ”

      I don’t care if you are buying anything at all, sweet Magnus. You are funny as hell. Thats why I keep posting here, to get more of your silly hilarity.

      Now , Maggie, please, gimme a 4-word Magnus-style obscene sequence!

      P.S.: if that futile and immature attempt at insult really “made you hard”, please seek a good shrink.

      @ Brushaway

      Nope, vice versa. He should make a list of ppl everyone can poke to instantly start a very funny 50-comment worth flame war and have a good laugh

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    52. i can see what you are saying there but i cant help but think that atleast mr pee-jay 5000 is weeping whilst furiously mastrubating right about now.

      The rest of that post made as much sense as Vader in a river pouring riverwater into a large milk container with a smoothie-maker-mug or whatever.

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    53. ugh

      he’s maintaining this flailing attempt at the nerd as puppet master shit. Step 3 I think in the usual course of fuckwit denial.

      ‘I want you to insult me cause I don’t care!’

      Sure you don’t. I’m sure you’ve never cared when you got picked on. I’m lying.

      Like I said you’re the worst kind of loser.

      You’re not in control and your motivation was not to see more of the same posts that were already being thrown up here.

      You’re a pencil dicked little piece of shit and calling you on that is not a psychoanalysis it’s an observation.

      I never stopped making sense. You’re probably just too fucking stupid to digest half of what you’re trying to place yourself above right now.

      Like I said: you are the worst kind of loser.

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    54. holy shit internet fight!! my money is on the nerds

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    55. I still maintain that deepthroat and pjh200 are the same person, only with two accounts so he can defend himself and look like some sort of internet hero for defending some random retard, a.k.a. himself.

      Also based on his last post I think on his way to the local elementry school to pick up his date, he stopped by the highschool and took an eleventh grade psychology book and turned to a random page in a desprate attempt to seem intellegent by using whatever method of psychology he turned to. Judging by his above posts “Wah wah i don’t care i’m only here to make fun of you blah blah blah” was reverse psychology. Failed. Again. Don’t come back.

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    56. Maggie, wassup? Where are the famous Magnus obscenities?

      Are you running out of steam?

      Anyway, even at half the normal output, you are still able to amuse me with your “replies”. For instance, “he’s maintaining this flailing attempt at the nerd as puppet master shit” is a true gem of comical nonsense.

      Okay Maggie-pie, let us see what this “flail” verb is supposed to mean – Merriam-Webster to the rescue!

      Main Entry: flail
      Function: verb
      transitive verb
      1 a : to strike with or as if with a flail b : to move, swing, or beat as if wielding a flail
      2 : to thresh (grain) with a flail
      intransitive verb : to move, swing, or beat like a flail

      Armed with this knowledge, one can happily roll on the floor, laughing at the weird (but funny) stuff you type here. It gets even funnier when you claim to “make sense”, pussycat.

      “You’re not in control and your motivation was not to see more of the same posts that were already being thrown up here” is quite entertaining as well, exactly in control of what one is supposed to be here? In control of a pointless internet flame war or what?

      P.S.: And, cutie-boy, let me know when you are done “observing” my “pencil dick”

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    57. now that Tiki has pointed the B&hammer at Magnus are you going to shit up every thread with your idiotic nonsense as a sick, pseudo victory dance?

      You disgust me, you might as well kick a small child while another bigger bully holds him down. Oh, wait, thats a situation you’re probably very familiar with isn’t it? Being held by a big strong man while another one pounds away at your ass?

      Please, shut the fuck up. We get it, Tiki stepped in on your side, yay for you, go be happy and gay elsewhere about it, the rest of us are sick and sad.

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    58. Jeros, I understand you miss Magnus.

      I will miss him too – his gay stuff was hilarious, while your is a dumb, boring and downright lame attempt at attempting an insult.

      You are no replacement for Magnus, you are just SAD.

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    59. If your going to do anal sex, you might as well fuck guys.

      Unless of coarse the slut gets off on it, then I suppose theres a point.

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    60. the comments in this thread are fail. i have lowered my i.q. by reading them and then submitting my own.

      magnus, you have contributed to the downfall of civilization with what you started. nice.

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    61. i find the woman in this advert sexy. I’ve seen her in other commercials n stuff. I would definitely show her a good time.

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    62. Hi colleagues, nice post and nice arguments commented here, I
      am in fact enjoying by these.

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