Can’t Take The Chance Joke

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A man and his every-naggin wife went to vacation to Jerusalem.  While they were there, the wife passed away.  The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or you can bury her here in the Holy land, For $150.”  The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.  The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?”

The man replied “long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.  I just can’t take the chance…”


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