don’t get me wrong, but I think this is hawt
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June 26, 2007 at 6:44 pm
Posted on July 9, 2007 ?
June 26, 2007 at 9:29 pm
I updated the FAQ just for you abigflea Check out the last item.
June 26, 2007 at 9:47 pm
tiki god is lieing,abigflea. tIME is an hypNO-ILlusion created by CEPHALPODS from an perpendicular (not parallel) universe. You, abigflea, are seeing the so-called “”future”" because you have been CHOSEN by the satelite VALIS, which is also JESUS, to see through …
Paris Hilton is actually pretty hot when she’s reading a book and has her legs crossed.
July 9, 2007 at 2:06 pm
lol, reboot
www.timecube.com/ for those of you who don’t know what he’s talking about.
i’d definitely tap that.
July 9, 2007 at 2:12 pm
Judging by the ware-pattern (or lack thereof) I don’t think she’s actually read the first half. She’s just opened it to the middle and pretending to read in hopes of being photographed like this.
July 9, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Paris Hilton? Reading? A book? Sun Tzu’s Art of War? This is so wrong on so many levels…
July 9, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Many celebrities are smarter than you would think.
For instance Britney Spears is an expert in semiconductor physics.
July 9, 2007 at 2:33 pm
lol@ ‘Sun Tzu’s Art of War’: from the library of every dumbshit who wants people to think they’re smart.
July 9, 2007 at 2:44 pm
Right, magnus, the U. S. Army Command and General Staff College are a bunch of dumbshits.
Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m being sarcastic or not.
July 9, 2007 at 2:57 pm
She must think it’s Sun Tzu’s “Art of Whore”
July 9, 2007 at 3:36 pm
Quotes from Sun Tzu’s Art of Whore:
Whorefare is one thing. It is a philosophy of deception.
Sex cums from finding opportunities in problems.
We say: “Know yourself and know your whore. You will be safe from every S.T.D.”
It does not take a big P3nis to win a reputation.
Always press a desperate ho. This is the art of man-whoring.
July 9, 2007 at 3:58 pm
Art of War is for high school kids reboot. If the American Army is swearing by it then…well I’m surprised they ever win anything.
April 30, 2013 at 2:57 pm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0
July 9, 2007 at 4:02 pm
“Wait, this isn’t a book on Sun Tanning.”
July 9, 2007 at 4:22 pm
Reboot, most officers in the armed forces are educated idiots.
July 9, 2007 at 4:33 pm
“Where are the pictures? It does say it’s a book about art.”
July 9, 2007 at 5:23 pm
IC no bukkake.
July 9, 2007 at 5:57 pm
The other day I saw a picture of Paris holding the Bible and some self-help book in a VERY convenient-for-photographers way (i.e. both book covers were facing the camera and neither book was obscuring the other).
And no offense, but “The Art of War” is not that difficult of a read (enlightening, yes, but not very difficult). Now, if she was reading it in Chinese THEN I would be impressed; but I think all this is just a publicity stunt.
July 9, 2007 at 5:58 pm
Obvious photoshop is ooooooooooobvious
July 9, 2007 at 6:42 pm
I say she spent $950.00 on a book that said it was the art of war, and on the plastic wrap that she removed it said “Built in TV to fool the paparizzi! They’ll never know!”.
July 10, 2007 at 5:18 am
Photoshopped to remove her ghastly twadge.
February 8, 2012 at 5:52 pm
Oh I see she’s reading her latest book The Art of Whore.