Pro or Con – Functional Alcoholism

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pro:

Functional alchoholism is like the fabled tree falling in the woods: if you’re drunk and no one can tell, are you really drunk?  Sure you are – and if you’re at work, you’re getting paid for it!  Function alcoholism rocks!

con: 

Functional alcoholism is the threadbare AstroTurf welcome mat to nonfunctional alchoholism, and anyone who votes “pro” should immediately check him- or herself into a rehabilitation facility.

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    2 Responses to Pro or Con – Functional Alcoholism

    1. I like how it says “anyone who votes ‘pro’… ect.” and THEN lists the place where to vote.

      Never had this issue. I was up to a gram a day in coke at one point in time…

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    2. I like the “68 percent of Seattle voters believe honkies to be the root of all evil!”
      Was the funniest part in my opinion.

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