If you’re gay, you cannot fly

9 Responses to If you’re gay, you cannot fly

1. kaz3 (UID# 303) 0  0

   June 22, 2007 at 5:26 pm

   And all this time, I thought flying was one of their powers. Huh..

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2. kero (UID# 64) 0  0

   

   June 22, 2007 at 5:30 pm

   Hahahhaa Kaze!

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3. t-durden (UID# 321) 0  0

   June 22, 2007 at 5:33 pm

   You’re confused kaze, jews can fly and asians are made of candy

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4. natakamus (UID# 78) 0  0

   June 22, 2007 at 5:55 pm

   If I was Asian, and I wanted to change, I would contact Truth Ministry. Maybe I would change into a Jew so I could fly.

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5. kaz3 (UID# 303) 0  0

   June 22, 2007 at 6:11 pm

   Silly natakamus, if you contacted the Truth Ministry, they’d shine their Jesus lasers at you, and make you stand on the corner with a folger’s can full of rattley change.

   Then you’d be a better person inside.

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6. t-durden (UID# 321) 0  0

   June 22, 2007 at 6:21 pm

   Just make sure to watch out for Jesus’s raptor… for it will biblify your ass out of existence.

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7. kaz3 (UID# 303) 0  0

   June 22, 2007 at 6:23 pm

   That’s incorrect, there’s a difference between a Raptor that belongs to jesus, and “Raptor Jesus”.

   Completely different things, there.

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8. the-lawnmower (UID# 286) 0  0

   June 23, 2007 at 1:16 am

   I sincerely doubt it actually happened like told in the story.

   Interesting fact; Ansett went under.

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9. mrpsychic (UID# 276) 0  0

   August 29, 2007 at 10:22 pm

   I wish Jews could fly… Then we wouldn’t have to worry about parting the Red Sea, Moses would have just said “Jews HO!”

   Wait, he said that after parting the Red Sea too…

   Fuck

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