Not as cool as Raptor Jesus, but remember, this is what the Bible actually teaches. Dinosaurs walked with man!
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Jesus On A Raptor
Humor, Religion, wtf
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It’s the “Indiana Jones Smirk” that makes this picture a winner.
Not that I’ve read the Bible, but I dont remember anybody saying this in Church.
It’s actually in the Book of Enoch, which was kept out of the King James version of the Bible. Before the Flood, Noah’s grandfather traveled the world speaking to heavenly angels, evil giants, and raptors. Unfortunately, raptors and other reptilian carnivores weren’t allowed on the Ark, and the herbivore biggies were… too big.
everyone knows jesus rode a stegasaurus, it says it in the book of tyrannium. in the king kong version of the bible.