Clock Spider

Added on May 20th, 2007 by carrollvzz | Report Post
Tags:Nature, WTF

oh my god, I would need a flame thrower or some shit.

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Brushaway (#430)

16 years ago

wow thats crazy. what country is that? need to stay the hell away from it.

altho the strangest thing is that screw, wtf is it doing at the side of the clock instead of at the top? O_o

hiigara (#319)

16 years ago

Yeah ummm i’d hose that thing with my airsoft gun a distance of 20 feet being kept at all times…

Sublyme (#242)

16 years ago

That’d be in America, because that’s just a wolf spider. They’re not too poisonous but can cause ALOT of pain at the bite site.

Kero (#64)

16 years ago

🙁 I Hate clock spider. Why didn’t you just post lime cat?

Jesus Christ (#178)

16 years ago

=) Clock Spider is fun to play with.

CLOCK SPIDAH SO FRIENDLEE.
SO CUTE AND HAIREE.

o_o; If Clock Spider was miniscule, you can be sure I’d squish hims head right open. =(

colin (#211)

16 years ago

Shit man, I’d call the fucking military, get the seals in there, throw a flash bang, aprehend the Clock Spider, take him in for interrogation, and maybe hit him once or twice, depending on the situation, maybe even get a scorpion to rape him?

colin (#211)

16 years ago

And Brushaway, maybe Clock Spider moved, and the screw is really at the top of the clock?

jasonp (#281)

16 years ago

Actually I’d say that is a huntsman spider, not a wolf spider – wolf spiders dont get all that big. We have the huntsman guys here in VA, I occasionally find them in the house. They arent poisonous or anything, so it isnt too big a deal. You really need to catch them in a box and let them go though, because squishing them is disgusting (since they are so big there are lots of guts!)

Sublyme (#242)

16 years ago

Ah, damn… I was kinda close. Didn’t think the Wikipedia picture looked exactly right…

Netforce (#273)

16 years ago

Spiders always creep me the fuck out.

DexX (#259)

16 years ago

That there is the biggest fucking huntsman I have ever seen in my whole life, and I’ve seen a few.

You can always pick a huntsman because of their weird backwards-slung legs, perfect for going very flat and hiding under tree bark.

Generally not aggressive, and not particularly venemous, but a bite from a spider that size is going to hurt like hell, just because of the size of the fangs.

Jesus Christ, that’s a big spider…