Clock Spider

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12 Responses to “Clock Spider”

1. 

   Brushaway

   on May 20th, 2007 at 12:41 pm

   wow thats crazy. what country is that? need to stay the hell away from it.

   altho the strangest thing is that screw, wtf is it doing at the side of the clock instead of at the top? O_o

2. 

   hiigara

   on May 20th, 2007 at 12:50 pm

   Yeah ummm i’d hose that thing with my airsoft gun a distance of 20 feet being kept at all times…

3. 

   Sublyme

   on May 20th, 2007 at 1:07 pm

   That’d be in America, because that’s just a wolf spider. They’re not too poisonous but can cause ALOT of pain at the bite site.

4. 

   Kero

   on May 20th, 2007 at 2:04 pm

   I Hate clock spider. Why didn’t you just post lime cat?

5. 

   Kazzeh

   on May 20th, 2007 at 3:25 pm

   =) Clock Spider is fun to play with.

   CLOCK SPIDAH SO FRIENDLEE.
   SO CUTE AND HAIREE.

   o_o; If Clock Spider was miniscule, you can be sure I’d squish hims head right open. =(

6. 

   colin

   on May 20th, 2007 at 3:55 pm

   Shit man, I’d call the fucking military, get the seals in there, throw a flash bang, aprehend the Clock Spider, take him in for interrogation, and maybe hit him once or twice, depending on the situation, maybe even get a scorpion to rape him?

7. 

   colin

   on May 20th, 2007 at 3:56 pm

   And Brushaway, maybe Clock Spider moved, and the screw is really at the top of the clock?

8. 

   jasonp

   on May 20th, 2007 at 4:58 pm

   Actually I’d say that is a huntsman spider, not a wolf spider - wolf spiders dont get all that big. We have the huntsman guys here in VA, I occasionally find them in the house. They arent poisonous or anything, so it isnt too big a deal. You really need to catch them in a box and let them go though, because squishing them is disgusting (since they are so big there are lots of guts!)

9. 

   Sublyme

   on May 20th, 2007 at 8:07 pm

   Ah, damn… I was kinda close. Didn’t think the Wikipedia picture looked exactly right…

10. 

    Netforce

    on May 20th, 2007 at 10:02 pm

    Spiders always creep me the fuck out.

11. 

    DexX

    on May 21st, 2007 at 3:36 am

    That there is the biggest fucking huntsman I have ever seen in my whole life, and I’ve seen a few.

    You can always pick a huntsman because of their weird backwards-slung legs, perfect for going very flat and hiding under tree bark.

    Generally not aggressive, and not particularly venemous, but a bite from a spider that size is going to hurt like hell, just because of the size of the fangs.

    Jesus Christ, that’s a big spider…

12. 

    Jeros

    on May 21st, 2007 at 9:29 am

    OLD SPIDER IS OOOOOOOOOOOOLD