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Chuck Norris performing open heart surgery, with his foot

4py98ac.thumbnail Chuck Norris performing open heart surgery, with his foot


Chuck Norris kicking some guys heart out, looks painful. Discuss?

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6 Responses to Chuck Norris performing open heart surgery, with his foot

  1. www.myconfinedspace.com/2006/09/19/nothing-runs-like-a-queere/#comments

    Similar positioning with Chuck and the Queer, yes?

    and

    Now that Cthulhu is done with the soul His buddy Chuck Norris gets the heart.

    or

    Chuck Norris asks: Reckon you can make me some bizkits?
    Perforated-man says: no
    Chuck: RAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! *kicks out heart*

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  2. Oops, lawl. Didn’t know what that did. =\.

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  3. Whoever made that must of been giggling incessantly when they made the crotch.

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  4. I think it’s trying to show what would have happened in the Matrix, when Keanu tried dodging those bullets on the rooftop, except they weren’t bullets, they were Chuck Norris.

    Also, is the whole CN jokes fad done yet?

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  5. is there anything he cant do? *sigh*

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  6. Chuck Norris said he likes being an internet meme because maybe it will get curious people interested in his tv/cinematic oeuvre and his new book, “Against all Odds: My Story”.

    Why did Chuck Norris name his autobiography after a Phil Collins song about heartbreak?

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