Chloroform Date Assistant

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After failing miserably on match, okcupid, omgIneeddate.com, and various other shitty dating sites, I’ve found a system that just works.


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    MrPsychic
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    Too bad the true amount of chloroform would probably cause brain damage.. But hey, then you got a shot. 😛

    Kaze
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    Its over 5 years old, its not fresh anymore.
    =O

    maxcw
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    We tried huffing on this stuff once, I’d imagine it was none too good for us. But it killed a couple hours

    numb7rs
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    >maxcw
    As well as a few hundred brain cells.

    Howie Feltersnatch
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    Pssst…Hey kids, it’s Howie, your friendly neighborhood scientist. Chloroform has a bad habit of decomposing into phosgene gas. Inhaling phosgene is REAL bad for you, in a destroys-your-central-nervous-system kind of way. Especially old bottles, like the one shown above. Don’t huff it, and don’t try to be cool and knock someone out with a bechloroformed hankie like you see in the movies. Chances are, you’ll kill them. Stick with whippets and roofies and E and whatnot, but leave the chloroform alone. The more you know!

    EvilDon
    Member

    Gee, thanks Howie!! But now that I have quit huffing and drugging my “dates”, won’t the other kids make fun of me?

    nnmnu
    Member

    yes.

    Caio
    Member

    i heard evildon was a faggot did you guys hear that



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