After failing miserably on match, okcupid, omgIneeddate.com, and various other shitty dating sites, I’ve found a system that just works.
Chloroform Date Assistant
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April 30, 2007 at 10:11 pm
Too bad the true amount of chloroform would probably cause brain damage.. But hey, then you got a shot.
May 10, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Its over 5 years old, its not fresh anymore.
=O
May 10, 2007 at 4:20 pm
We tried huffing on this stuff once, I’d imagine it was none too good for us. But it killed a couple hours
May 10, 2007 at 4:37 pm
>maxcw
As well as a few hundred brain cells.
May 10, 2007 at 5:04 pm
Pssst…Hey kids, it’s Howie, your friendly neighborhood scientist. Chloroform has a bad habit of decomposing into phosgene gas. Inhaling phosgene is REAL bad for you, in a destroys-your-central-nervous-system kind of way. Especially old bottles, like the one shown above. Don’t huff it, and don’t try to be cool and knock someone out with a bechloroformed hankie like you see in the movies. Chances are, you’ll kill them. Stick with whippets and roofies and E and whatnot, but leave the chloroform alone. The more you know!
May 11, 2007 at 7:33 am
Gee, thanks Howie!! But now that I have quit huffing and drugging my “dates”, won’t the other kids make fun of me?
September 22, 2007 at 5:06 pm
yes.
April 24, 2010 at 11:02 am
i heard evildon was a faggot did you guys hear that